Not naming names but congratulations...

[Sun Wukong]

... to a very top bloke on this forum who just had a healthy bouncing girl a few days early.

Very happy for you mate.

Let the guess work commence
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"Hard times lead to hard people. Hard people lead to good times. Good times lead to weak people. Weak people lead to hard times." Smegballs
"Oh and STE balloons would be one of the nicer things we would receive at the office, the amount of dog turd in jiffy bags is not funny." Jsmith86

[CaNsA]

Smiler?

[Pjay]

In related news I've just found out my Daughter in Law is pregnant with my future first grandchild

[Mawsley]

I've recently had sex.

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Itchy?
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HAHAHA HAHAHA Blew Chilly MyCrowSystems

[Paddy Blake]

Gratz to them but you got to love this thread posted not long
ago.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=317162https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=317162

[hellkat]

It's Tot, innit.
He's taking this new girlfriend thing to extremes, really he is
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[andyscooter]

wasn't bubbs mrs pregnant again
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Nobby the Bastard]

It definately wasn't me this time.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[kramdra]

False alarm. Sorry to dissapoint. It was just a massive shit.

[recman]