It's the comedy exup again.

[Nobby the Bastard]

So, I was ragging the engine so that a space opened up in the middle of the two lane road (as I'm inclined to) and when I dropped the revs, the engine was making a pronounced knocking noise.

I have no plans to fix the fucking whore-bitch, but I thought you would all like to do a bit of armchair autopsy.

Along with the knocking noise (and feel), which was largely in time to engine speed and not bike speed, there was no real loss of power like if you lose a cylinder. Bear in mind I was in traffic, though.

The clutch was working fine.

Engine temp seemed to be high.

It was clearly terminal, so I didn't bother stopping and rode it until it died, leaving me about 200 yards to push it to the works carpark.

What do you reckon died?
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Sprint ST 1050

[chickenstrip]

[Fisty]

[grr666]

The 90's?
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[Rob Fzs]

The guy who used to maintain it properly?
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Mod 2 Passed 09/06/2011

[Fisty]

[Nobby the Bastard]

For those that like karma, MCW has arranged for the fucking whore-bitch exup to sit and offend me by not working in garage tomorrow.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Howling Terror]

Her dark powers are far reaching.

My armchair guess.... the big end had been starved of oil. Possibly for some time.
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[MCW]

[Howling Terror]

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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Howling Terror]

I know some would relish doing a post-mortem and I for one love a thread that is filled with destruction pics...but if it were me I'd just flog the thing for what I could get.

Onwards.
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[chickenstrip]

[Howling Terror]

Oh Nick stop it, you're killing me.....no.... seriously stop it.
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The Harry Turner Project

[Nobby the Bastard]

Sold for £150, just to get shot of it.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[CaNsA]

Exxup Valdez

https://i.imgur.com/7yVNscv.jpg

[stinkwheel]

It's an exup.

It is eating second gear.

OM. NOM. Dogs!
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[andyscooter]

[Matt B]

[Fizzer Thou]

[stinkwheel]

[MarJay]

What next? A Mk1 R6?

GPz305?

Some manner of Moto Guzzi or MV?

Maybe just buy some billet aluminium and occasionally machine some off so you can sprinkle the shavings on the garage floor?
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Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[stinkwheel]

[ThatDippyTwat]

Bet he's getting a Burgman.
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