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colink98
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: right angry van fucker this monring... Reply with quote
is it morally wrong to tell arsey van fuckers to get out of the van if they want a chat...

And then give them the finger and rag it down the road ?

He wasnt happy at all.
not at all.
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Re: right angry van fucker this monring... Reply with quote
ColinK98 wrote:
is it morally wrong to tell arsey van fuckers to get out of the van if they want a chat...
Only if you have got big bollocks...
ColinK98 wrote:
And then give them the finger and rag it down the road ?
...which you clearly don't.
0/10 - must get a manicure and some powder puff.
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, we used to do it when we were 10 y.o., knock on the snotty neighbours door and run away and hide.

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PostPosted: 17:30 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Re: right angry van fucker this monring... Reply with quote
ColinK98 wrote:
He wasnt happy at all.
not at all.

https://i.imgur.com/MnxmW0N.jpg
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes it's wrong to offer someone out and then scoot off down the road you fucking girl Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
At least kick off so much they drive off with you on the bonnet.

Looks fucking ace. Feels a bit iffy. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aloysius Parker wrote:
I would have gave him some sweet chin music.


Of course you would
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Should you extend the offer of pulling over and "having a chat" about the cagers driving style, then at least have the stones to do pull over and have said chat. Pissing off after acting the hard man makes you look like a wanker. Trying to brag about it makes you look more of a wanker. The fact that you're heat to toe in armour and still fucked off, make you look like an enormous wanker.
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is it your normal route I bet he'll be looking for you in the morning commutes.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
i'm finding it very funny and am considering adding it to my commuting arsenal.
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's always better to just smooth things over if you're in the wrong, or, alternatively, meet a verbal attack with words of your own. If you're angry enough to get physical, get physical and try to limit it to one-on-one fisticuffs with no weapons.

If the guy is as angry as you say, he'll probably think of himself as a tough guy over his beer now because you 'ran away' (the way he remembers it), and will keep his eyes peeled for you on the road, or will be dangerous and/or inconsiderate to other motorcycle riders just to vent his rage. For all you know, he isn't getting any action at home or is scouring the Plenty of Fish ads and wondering why he isn't getting any replies or why his life is so crap. Don't forget the goto10 guy and KTM man. Whatever the problem is, it's better to deal with it there and then.
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Idea

Get into road rage fites and tell them that your name is Adam Aarons. Shout a bit about internet trolls and LinkedIn connections to make it a genuine Aarons rage.

Many many many bonus points if it gets reported to da police. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
i'm finding it very funny and am considering adding it to my commuting arsenal.


It's like the old saw for someone being a pain in the arse at a party.

"Right, I've had enough of you pal. Outside! Now!"

*Gets up to follow behind as they walk out. Shuts and locks door as they exit.*

"Right, that's got rid of him."

My favourite is the "Pardon... I heard you the first time!" though. Let them have a rant. When they appear to have finished say "Pardon?". Wait for them to repeat themself then muster all the sarcasm you can garner and say "I heard you the first time!". Be ready to run.
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 06 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
myvision wrote:
Is it your normal route I bet he'll be looking for you in the morning commutes.

Probably in a recovery truck Whistle
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tawny wrote:
If you're angry enough to get physical, get physical and try to limit it to one-on-one fisticuffs with no weapons.


I'd rather have several mates and weapons. Laughing
Picking a fight with a total stranger is as unpredictable as it gets, especially if turns out to be a van full of pikeys (had a mate who did exactly that, and then had to run several lights to get away).

I remember a red faced chump shouting expletives at me from his 3 series convertible. He looked so stupid I couldn't help laughing at him. He went proper mental, which just made it even funnier. Thumbs Up
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colink98
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
i'm finding it very funny and am considering adding it to my commuting arsenal.


Indeed....

London is full of angry motorists like this one and i don't intend to be one of them.

I'm certainly not going to get into fights over name calling, i gave that up in secondary school.
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I find it best to not let myself get wound up when riding tbh.

In the past when I've gone all rage face at someone, I've found that I usually end up messing up on the bike and nearly having an accident because I'm too focused on them and not my own safety/riding.

I prefer to keep calm and at most, just give them a friendly/sarcastic wave or thumbs up.
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
ColinK98 wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
i'm finding it very funny and am considering adding it to my commuting arsenal.


Indeed....

London is full of angry motorists like this one and i don't intend to be one of them.

I'm certainly not going to get into fights over name calling, i gave that up in secondary school.


If you don't want to get into fights, don't offer people out, flip them the bird and rag off. Just let it go and carry on with your day.

One day, someone's going to give less of a shit about rules, traffic etc than you do and catch you, or you stall the bike, drop the bike or whatever, hey presto, you're getting your head kicked in.

If you can't back it up, don't spout it.
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
tell them that your name is Adam Aarons.

Who?

+1 to keeping your regular commute route free of recriminations. As per Paddy's bonnet surfing, Dibble give precisely zero fucks about the attempted murder of bikers.
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
What is all this stress/aggressiveness/rage and where can I find it?
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:
What is all this stress/aggressiveness/rage and where can I find it?


Warrington.

There's always much rageness to be had there for some reason.
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dave70 wrote:
recman wrote:
What is all this stress/aggressiveness/rage and where can I find it?


Warrington.

There's always much rageness to be had there for some reason.


Noted.

The only rage incident I can recall was a taxi driver in Bedford.
He was in a left turn lane on the approach to a roundabout but went straight on.
No big deal because I saw what he'd done but when he tried to undertake me I looked at him and shook my head.
He shouted 'What you gonna do?'
My response was to make him a tiny dot in my mirror.
I'm not too fussed if others think they've won tbh, as long as it doesn't spoil my ride.
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PostPosted: 12:25 - 07 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just shake our head in disapproval/disbelief and move on.

If they give you more shit, just keep shaking. don't bother getting into an argument, no point at all in that.
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