Today's commuting moron

[Samsbike]

What do bikers assume that because you are on a 125, you are free to cut others up?

Must have been Martin Clunes on a GS!

[CaNsA]

[Holdawayt]

Your post makes little sense, try again in English.

But I assume someone on a bigger bike cut you up on your 125? Get used to it, 125s are shit and you deserve to be cut up. Do your tests and feel the joy of cutting across mere mortals on their 125s.

Come again soon x

[natefz6]

I thought it was a question about commuting costs
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

I thought he was looking for the € sign and was just mashing the keyboard.
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[Baffler186]

Others will always cut you up, no matter what sort of vehicle you are on/in and no matter what sort of vehicle they are on/in. The sooner you expect it and get used to it, the nicer your ride will be
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[davethekwak]

Why, when you're riding a 1000cc superbike do 125cc riders feel it is possible they can race you away from the lights?
Questions like these we will never know the answer to.
Just enjoy riding and expect people to do strange things sometimes.

[dodsi]

[Rogerborg]

[Samsbike]

You right, badly written - I blame not enough chocolate.
However while I would love to be called young those days are well gone.

Oh yes and I do have my full licence etc so that isn't an issue.

My issue why do people with panniers and tourers (inc GSs) feel the need to block everyone else. Anyway rant over.

[Beehive Bedlam]

[virus]

Get big bike, stop caring.

Also, don't apologise to ALL women, quite a few of them are cunts too.
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stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[bamt]

Filtering down the a40 today I caught up with a bloke on a BMW 1150rt. Ex police bike, single seat, chrome crash bars all round and city panniers but no markings on it. White helmet, yellow high viz (but surprisingly not polite).

I was following on my panniered up pan, so not a small bike and I easily caught him (a very wide bit of dual carriageway, with generally considerate drivers normally giving a wide filtering gap, just have to be careful where the are two lorries or coaches next to each other). He was incapable of riding in a straight line, felt the need to gesticulate wildly at drivers for any perceived infraction, and nearly got himself squashed between lorries twice in the 1/2 mile I was behind him (I'm not convinced he didn't actually make contact with one). I wonder if he made it into London, and if he didn't if it was due to getting squashed it having a heart attack with his apparent rage. He certainly didn't do anything to endear bikers to car drivers with the abuse he was dishing out.

[Samsbike]

I go on the same road. It was somewhat funny today, that some chap on 600 managed to get his lanyard on his key knotted around his left hand lever/ clip on.
He kept moving his left hand all over the shop and could not untie it.

Personally I thought it may have been easier to stop but it takes all sorts.

On the plus side one chap on a NC quite graciously let me through after he overtook me, as there was no way he was getting through some of the gaps.

[Commuter_Tim]

Why apologise to all women for saying "cunt"?
Do you also apologise to all men when you say the word "dick" or "cock" just because we have that piece of anatomy?

Also profanity really doesn't hinder your Karma much, I'm a foul mouthed twat and still stay in the Gold easily.
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The above post is most likely nonsensical.

I ride a Bandit 600... badly.

[rhys99]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Rogerborg]

[Commuter_Tim]

[notabikeranym...]

fanny

[wr6133]

cunt arse piss shit bastard donkey fucking jizz bucket crap faced cock smoking twat spaz spunk trumpet.

I'm sure this thread had a point but seeing people typing random words I had to get them out as I've been forcing myself not to type them in emails all day.

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Commuter_Tim]

[Flatbadger]

I read this book once from cover to cover, watch out as you could be here all night -

An Encyclopedia of Swearing (Cunt)

Did you know that cunny dates from at least 1720?
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