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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 09 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
"Cunt" is indisputably a much stronger word than "dick", "cock" or any other word you care to think up for the male reproductive organ, innit. I would think it's the 'strongest' swearword in the English language, in fact*

But why is that? Does anyone actually know?

Usage. As I intimated, it used to be a common enough word used among men to describe women.

My understanding is that long about when the suffragettes were suffering terminally by chucking themselves under royal nags in order to get the vote, and withholding their cunnies from men who enjoyed a tipple now and again, they managed to push it underground.

Shortly afterwards, they cheerfully packed Tommy Atkins off to get slaughtered en masse by the Hun in Global Beastliness I and II, and we've been fighting a rearguard against feminism and metrosexuality ever since.
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davethekwak
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 09 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Billy Balthorpe wrote:
davethekwak wrote:
Why, when you're riding a 1000cc superbike do 125cc riders feel it is possible they can race you away from the lights?
Questions like these we will never know the answer to. Shocked
Just enjoy riding and expect people to do strange things sometimes. Very Happy


Maybe they just want you to hear you gas it, so they can revel in the glorious noise and dream that one day, they too will be able to accelerate faster than any car this side of a £million, and make a noise that would wake the dead/seriously ill/people with sleeping sickness.


Nah, they're just deluded
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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flatbadger wrote:

Did you know that cunny dates from at least 1720? Thumbs Up


Ye olde word lingers?
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SophR so good
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whyre you apologising to me, a woman? I'd overtake you on your 125 too, cuntypants.
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Hawkeye1250FA
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
SophR so good wrote:
Whyre you apologising to me, a woman? I'd overtake you on your 125 too, cuntypants.


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Made me spit my tea out! Smile

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tom_e
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why do people always get bent out of shape with a bit of 125 abuse? The very fact many of us started there means we've done our time and are now free to throw out a little light hearted abuse to all the poor cunts still stuck on them.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
That gets right up my nose, that does.

Men who apologise to women for swearing, thus:
"I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNTY BASTARD ... " (*glances at me: pardon my french, luv* ) (then just continues as if I were not even there) "... HE'S A RIGHT BASTARDY FUCKING CUNT."

Rolling Eyes
Either swear.
Or don't.

Never apologise for it.
It shows a lack of conviction that belies the use of the invective in the first place.

Which is not at all stylish.
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
Usage. As I intimated, it used to be a common enough word used .


Gropecunt Lane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

Quote:
was normal practice for a medieval street name to reflect the street's function or the economic activity taking place within it.
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wondered if it was me - because I did cut up (or at least pass at some speed) a shiny 125, whilst riding lardy-shitty-filthy Bourneville-with-panniers. However ... to 125 rider ... just get a move on!
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Samsbike
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wasn't you. It was a gs rider who took affront because I didn't let him through. He overtook me and then decided not to filter. Silly man had skirts on his bike as well.
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UncleFester
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
That gets right up my nose, that does.

Men who apologise to women for swearing, thus:
"I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNTY BASTARD ... " (*glances at me: pardon my french, luv* ) (then just continues as if I were not even there) "... HE'S A RIGHT BASTARDY FUCKING CUNT."

Rolling Eyes
Either swear.
Or don't.

Never apologise for it.
It shows a lack of conviction that belies the use of the invective in the first place.

Which is not at all stylish.


Are you suggesting that one should attempt to Vajazzle ones use of the word, write it in big shiny glittery letters or somesuch Very Happy
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Samsbike wrote:
Wasn't you. It was a gs rider who took affront because I didn't let him through. He overtook me and then decided not to filter. Silly man had skirts on his bike as well.


Normally, it's GS riders holding me up, usually on the M25, the ones that think they are doing the Long Way Round with all the boxes and then can't filter, often when I'm on a silly little bike too Rolling Eyes

edit: thinking about my current line up of bikes, always when I'm on a silly little bike
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
UncleBFester wrote:
Are you suggesting that one should attempt to Vajazzle ones use of the word, write it in big shiny glittery letters or somesuch Very Happy


No.
The use of glitter would be common.
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UncleFester
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
UncleBFester wrote:
Are you suggesting that one should attempt to Vajazzle ones use of the word, write it in big shiny glittery letters or somesuch Very Happy


No.
The use of glitter would be common.


I presume that fake fur or any association with Ugg is also out .... and no burberry cheque either Crying or Very sad
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd recently read a description of Trump as a "loofah faced shitgibbon". I'd forgotten what a good word shitgibbon was.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
UncleBFester wrote:
I presume that fake fur or any association with Ugg is also out .... and no burberry cheque either Crying or Very sad


*check
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onlyJaz
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
UncleBFester wrote:
I presume that fake fur or any association with Ugg is also out .... and no burberry cheque either Crying or Very sad


*check


*cheque

We're in UK lad
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tom_e
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
onlyJaz wrote:
hellkat wrote:


*check


*cheque

We're in UK lad


*check

As in Burberry check pattern is not a cheque for payment and "check" is the american version of "cheque" when talking in payment terms but not in pattern terms.
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grr666
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
onlyJaz wrote:
hellkat wrote:

*check


*cheque

We're in UK lad


Oh dear... Laughing

Pass the popcorn
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
lad, lol

"cheque" yourself before you wreck yourself Twisted Evil
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onlyJaz
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
tom_e wrote:
onlyJaz wrote:

*cheque

We're in UK lad


*check

As in Burberry check pattern is not a cheque for payment and "check" is the american version of "cheque" when talking in payment terms but not in pattern terms.


Well, the beginning of the weekend and there's me already looking like a tool Clapping

I just glanced over the correction, didn't read the original. My bad Whistle
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B Button
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
thx1138 wrote:
Rogerborg wrote:
Usage. As I intimated, it used to be a common enough word used .


Gropecunt Lane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

Quote:
was normal practice for a medieval street name to reflect the street's function or the economic activity taking place within it.


Minge Lane street sign missing again in Upton, no doubt decorating some spotty nob's bedroom.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2567211/Want-snap-cheap-home-Look-no-Slag-Lane-Properties-rudely-named-streets-cheaper-people-embarrassed-live-there.html
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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
B Button wrote:

Minge Lane street sign missing again in Upton, no doubt decorating some spotty nob's bedroom.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2567211/Want-snap-cheap-home-Look-no-Slag-Lane-Properties-rudely-named-streets-cheaper-people-embarrassed-live-there.html


Minge snatch?
I think twat, growler and tuppence have made a comeback of late but isn't it high time we brought back the biff?
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 10 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't worry bell end is still there

If any one wants it for bodyguards house Laughing
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