pressing charges against police for assault?

[dodsi]

[P.]

That back is just getting worse. Vtr now?

[.....]

[Nobby the Bastard]

the last time I was stopped by the filth i was told I'd committed every offence from littering with intent to rape with a out of date carton of milk. After a brief discussion where I didn't admit to anything, agreed that yes my licence and the bike are registered to a different address to my insurance but I'm fucked if I'm paying £30 to change the details on £65 of annual insurance when it's not insured for theft anyway, I was on my merry way with yet another story how I managed to take the piss out of a copper without him realising.

(This one actually though I was a real reverend and was going on about how I'd end up meeting my boss a bit early if I carried on riding like that....)
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[stinkwheel]

[Ste]

I've got away with lots of things where they could have caused me a load of hassle if they wanted to.

No matter how much hassle you cause pc plod, if he wants to then he can cause you many many many times more hassle.

Play your cards right and a search of your car or house can either be completely avoided or if the search can be done much less thoroughly than it would be if you've been giving them a load of shit.

It doesn't matter if they're being an utter wanker that obviously trying to get a rise out of you, all you've got to do is not play into their hands. If you've been arrested and are on the way to the police station, let them do their shouty threatening bollocks. All you've got to do is not say anything. Literally nothing. Don't be condescending and looking out the window ignoring them, just pay pay attention to them and don't say anything.

tl;dr pick your moments for when to push your luck.

[Pete.]

I've met far more decent and reasonable coppers than I have tosser ones. That must mean that either the tossers have been especially nice just because they met me or the reasonable ones have turned into tossers just because they met you people who think they are all wankers.

Which do you think is more likely?
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[grr666]

^^^
What he said. One occasion that springs to mind was me doing 90 in outside lane of M4 in my Golf GTi, blatantly
talking on the phone and no seatbelt on (I'm still a bit of a sod for that. although most modern cars bong relentlessly
at you to put the fucker on). Jam sandwich Lexus appeared from behind a bridge then followed me for miles
as the hard shoulder was coned off, as I passed the last cone the blue lights came on. I knew I was in his sights.

Cop had me bang to rights on the lot, was on film and everything, didn't argue, sat in his car and watched my
car on the telly for a bit, cap in hand, sorry guv on way to a funeral (absolutely true, Mrs Grrs Grandad had
recently died), just making contact to tell them we are running behind time because the M25 was bad, hence the
slightly high velocity, I know I shouldn't have phoned but my OH is very upset etc etc. Sent on way in under
5mins with a £30 fixed penalty for the seatbelt, he was following me for longer than the stop actually took. It
was pre awareness course days so he owed me a few points for the speeding and another fixed penalty for
the phone as it happened before phone use was an endorsable offence.
How would that have gone if I'd been a belligerent arse? Probably 3 times as bad, at least.
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[Ste]

The video needs posting.

[sickpup]

[wr6133]

[M.C]

[.....]

I assume you're in Met-land?

They will always attend for a burglary, within one hour with a forensic examiner also attending usually within a few hours.

Who gets charged for a recovered bike is set by the law, not the police.

And if you do get your head kicked in, what's wrong with having a look at mug shots as part of the investigation exactly?

[c_dug]

We had a pretty bad house fire back in November, our insurance have put us up in a flat close to where we own. Close enough that the interwebs come from the same green box on the street.

I have a friend who works for BT, so to save us some hassle he offered to swap a few cables over so the interspiders from the place we own are diverted to the place we're in now. Clever things those webz.

BT vans have trackers so he couldn't stop on an unofficial job during the day, so I picked him and his tools up and we headed back to the green box after hours. We were in casual clothes and at the box for a good 30 mins trying to trace the wires. Somebody obviously got suspicious that we were up to no good and called the popo

Long story short, they turned up, asked a few questions, we passed the attitude test and were on our way. My friend didn't have his BT I.D. on him, or a driving licence, and I wasn't once asked my name.

In fact, I've been a prat for a lot of my life, I've had many run ins with the police, and I've never had a conviction for anything.
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[sickpup]

[Ste]

Thames Valley plod came out when I found one morning that someone had tried to break into my house and had broken into my garage.

They made no secret of the fact they were unlikely to get the opportunity to arrest the person responsible which I already knew but they still got the finger print person out who did their thing. The first place they tried to get prints from turned out the person had been wearing gloves but finger print person still did everywhere else that prints might be because people do make mistakes, they were wearing gloves when they left that glove print but that doesn't mean they were wearing gloves the whole time.

It didn't go anywhere but at least they tried. That or they're well practised of giving the impression that they're trying to help when really they're much more interested in getting back to parking on double yellow lines outside donut shops.

[sickpup]

[andym]

[Ste]

He's currently incapacitated as a result of the utter wanker cop who tried to fight him for no reason and then when pol wouldn't fite, dragged him to the cop car.

The vicious utter wanker probably bum raped him whilst waiting for the backup to arrive who then took it in turns to stick their big black truncheons in pols fragile bum hole.

[6r4h4m]

[M.C]

[owl]

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[Ste]

[Nobby the Bastard]