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Flatbadger
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 23 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

There aren't any puppies Shifty
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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 23 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can my mum watch?
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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 23 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes! It's an extender!
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 23 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you like owls?
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 25 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"my carer's off today"
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 01:10 - 26 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am gonna chunder.
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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 26 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have just chundered
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Sun Wukong
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 26 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Add me on Whatsapp.

You reply so slowly.

Why didn't you reply?

What is his name?!

I know you're lying.

Just tell me, ok.

Fine, I believe you.

But really, who's he?

God. You're so defensive.

I know you're lying.

Obviously I trust you.

Are you fucking him?

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In Richard world, contracted forms are one word. Suck it.
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 26 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't wash out!
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metalangel
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PostPosted: 03:50 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm JFK. Yes, him.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
I'm JFK. Yes, him.


Isnt it time you updated the POF thread, or are you happily married/settled now?? Very Happy
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Sload
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am a vegan

Do you go Dutch

Do you like politics

I really love crossfit

I have anal seepage

I may have Syphilis

Do you have Syphilis

Is that a coldsore

I escaped my carer

Is that your 'ready'

Wanna see my nobcat
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Robby
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be gentle, like Dad.
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be my baby daddy?
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its my first time Cool
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I work in insurance ( Sleeping )
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Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 11 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a computer programmer ( Sleeping )
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MahatmaAndhi
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 12 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi, I am Andi
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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 13 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've forgotten my wallet.
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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 00:43 - 13 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teflon Mike is my
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M.C
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 13 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
I've forgotten my wallet.

That's standard, see if the bitch has some money Smile
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Asharin
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PostPosted: 09:46 - 13 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you enjoy scat?
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Snod Blatter
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 13 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I write a blog..
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 13 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wanna see my vlog?
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Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5
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metalangel
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 15 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

petalbriefs wrote:
metalangel wrote:
I'm JFK. Yes, him.


Isnt it time you updated the POF thread, or are you happily married/settled now?? Very Happy


I should... suffice it to say that 'er and I are moved in together and I am thinking about putting a ring on it.
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