How To ruin a date, BCF style.

[stinkwheel]

I'll order for you.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Bozzy]

Do you like trains?
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2004 SV650S >>> 2009 Street Triple R

[Pigeon]

You're like my mother

[andys675]

fancy a rim job?
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Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.

[duhawkz]

Play my rust trombone
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[Jefr0]

I have a pen
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Rides: Honda XR 125 ('03) Honda CBR 600F ('91), Ducati 916 Biposto ('95)

[Poecilotheria]

fancy a portuguese breakfast?
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Need more bikes!

[Poundshop Dave]

Take it you're paying
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[dave05]

what bike you got

[M.C]

[stevo as b4]

My car comes first!

You looked intelligent outside.

I live in Coventry.

[grr666]

It's only shingles.... Dumbass.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Poundshop Dave]

[Diggs]

I like fat girls

May I say 'grace?

I'm a Jehovas Witness

Suck or swallow, bitch?

Want to see Coldplay?
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[DrSnoosnoo]

Familiar with Rusty Trombones?
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I'm Sam; Northern, Ginger, Lover
Did have: '95 ZZR600 '83 CG125 '97 ZZR1100 '15 Hypermotard 821 SP Do Have: '10 ZX10R

[Fizzer Thou]

'Your turn to pay'

'I post on BCF'

'I am not Spartacus!'

'I live with parents'

'I like "The Carpenters".....'
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Just talk bikes.What else is there?

Always have a 'Plan B'

[DrSnoosnoo]

I'm not really ginger
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I'm Sam; Northern, Ginger, Lover
Did have: '95 ZZR600 '83 CG125 '97 ZZR1100 '15 Hypermotard 821 SP Do Have: '10 ZX10R

[pepperami]

Chinese desiel motorbikes rock!
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[M.C]

Please take my virginity.

[owl]

curtains match the drapes?
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Observation is the greatest source of wisdom.

[Beehive Bedlam]

I sniff dirty knickers.

[Sun Wukong]

I am fiscally conservative.
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Top cat
"Hard times lead to hard people. Hard people lead to good times. Good times lead to weak people. Weak people lead to hard times." Smegballs
"Oh and STE balloons would be one of the nicer things we would receive at the office, the amount of dog turd in jiffy bags is not funny." Jsmith86

[grr666]

The itching is temporary.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Sun Wukong]

*Turn up and chat*
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Top cat
"Hard times lead to hard people. Hard people lead to good times. Good times lead to weak people. Weak people lead to hard times." Smegballs
"Oh and STE balloons would be one of the nicer things we would receive at the office, the amount of dog turd in jiffy bags is not funny." Jsmith86

[Poundshop Dave]

My forum name's Fazer
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Proud to be from Birmingham