There can only be one.

[Nobby the Bastard]

As I'm sure many of you are aware, I'm supposed to be 'Nobby the chihuahua' but, due to a indiscretion at the first bbq I attended, I agreed to a penance of changing my name to 'bastard' until the next year.

Over the following years, the name stuck as it seemed to suit.

It has become clear, however, that one of our number has managed to put my attempt to shame. I can't tell you what they did or even who it is (this will become clear if/when the poll votes for it.)

So, bcf massive, should I pass on the mantle of forum bastard to someone who, frankly, has earned it?

For those of you who have bcf mugs, I'm sure that Marm will replace them with new ones with my original name on if/when 'bastard' passes down.
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[dydey90]

Maybe it should be an honourary sub-title? Like instead of "World Chat Champion" it just says "Current Bastard"
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[thx1138]

yeah, an annual(ish) award

[hellkat]

Bastardry is an important skill and must therefore be justified with proof.

As you have not actually provided definite proof (other than anecdotal) the mantle of responsibility should go to the vote.

Candidates must be able to produce solid evidence of utterly caddish behaviour.
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[Ste]

The unnamed person will get fed up of people asking them what they did to get labelled 'the bastard'.

[Rogerborg]

Have you checked that they would be prepared accept the accolade? We don't want some "Fight the power!" protest speech on the stage.
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[hellkat]

Or send Pocahontas to reject it.

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[Beehive Bedlam]

Who likes my new name?

[Ben90]

[Baggyman]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

I can't vote without further disclosure. It's a big decision after all.

Come on Nobby, do tell.........

You're the best bastard I know.
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[duhawkz]

[duhawkz]

[hellkat]

Perhaps we should lessen Fazer's bastardly power by ALL becoming bastards.

Then it would make it easier for Nobby to slip back into his former Chihuahua anonymity ... er ...
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[andym]

Sorry Nobby, you're the forum Bastard, which I always understood in the Young Ones sense.... Bodytard should only have 1 title under his name as far as I'm concerned: Forum Cunt

[grr666]

Cunts are useful.
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[Howling Terror]

The devils in the detail...Who said 1 year hence forth all penance be paid?

Fact is you were a Bastard and if I had my way it would be branded on your forehead.

Besides, Nobby the Chihuahua sounds gash.

PS Love to the family. xxx
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[P.]

If you get a custom title... You don't have to agree to it...

[andym]

[andym]

[Rogerborg]

[andym]

I think there should be a thread on what the regulars* titles should be.... both what the poster thinks and what everyone else things.

First dibs on Forum Drunk (which I've already asked Korn for, but never got many moons ago )





*anyone that has run the BCF gauntlet and survived for more than 3 months and still a member