There can only be one.

[Rogerborg]

[Robby]

[Nobby the Bastard]

The whole thing about passing on the role is that I have to agree the passing on of the torch as the current incumbent of the badge of honour.

So, Howling bastard terror, andy M the bastard and Fazer the wanker are out of luck.

I know who I've selected as my replacement.
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Sprint ST 1050

[Suntan Sid]

[c_dug]

Apparently accidental disposal of tobacco into a fire is enough to get you labelled a bastard, for a night at least
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I am a bellend, I am a man of constant sorrow, I am a gummy bear, I am a rock.

[andym]

[c_dug]

It wasn't my anything
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I am a bellend, I am a man of constant sorrow, I am a gummy bear, I am a rock.

[Howling Terror]

Yes c_dug the Bastard I blame you for turning me into a Bastard. After finally realising that it was you who had burned it to death (dramatic effect...deal with it) and I'm getting to it now.

I then verbally assault Pie-Roe until he wakes from the deepest of sleeps and demand he give me baccy and skins forthwith. He being a gent complied without fuss.
Ergo I am Le Baste.
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The Harry Turner Project

[WD Forte]

Point of order
what sort of bastards are we talking about here?
useless bastard
lazy bastard
annoying bastard
sarcastic bastard
lucky bastard
stupid bastard................ and so on

so many bastards to choose from y'see?

If we were to award titles I'd suggest more specific ones
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bikers smell of wee

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Matt B]

Pass it on, as long as you change you name to something fitting like Nobby the Cute n Cuddly
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stinkwheel: He had an animated .gif of a cat performing fellatio. It's not socially acceptable. It can have real life adverse effects on other people.

[Suntan Sid]

[Beehive Bedlam]

[hellkat]

https://pictures.abebooks.com/KAIVALYA/md/md928137606.jpg

Awesomely cool book - I read my grandfather's copy as a teenager, but now that is lost to posterity, no idea where it went after he died. It's on my Amazon wishlist.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Poundshop Dave]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Inbred?
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HAHAHA HAHAHA Blew Chilly MyCrowSystems

[Poundshop Dave]

Fazer is just young and acts accordingly, 22/23 is he? still a babby really, I've got 33 years on him.

He's a young 'un enjoying life.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[hellkat]

[Poundshop Dave]

hellkat, reading other posts of his he appears to be in security, doorman? bodyguard (hence a previous forum name), doormen are seldom NOT hard, they wouldn't last long otherwise.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[duhawkz]

[WD Forte]

Wait... what?
fazer the bastard is Bodyguard of welded sprocket, garden destruction, arab princess fame?

Shit, I'm so out of touch with all the goings on here
I know it's all anonymous, but sometimes could do with a who's who sort of thing.
With consistent names you know when it's worth a read or
one to roll the mouse wheel over
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bikers smell of wee

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Besides, isn't it Pol, aka Quasimodo, the surely-by-now-humpbacked cripple, and the also-regularly-changing handle, who is the BCF "doorman" this week?

Fazer is the milf sniffer and poo-smearing Whitney Houston lookalike defender.

(I've had or two one of them arab princesses in the back of my cab, I have - arab princesses taking Priuses anonymously about town, who knew! )
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

[mentalboy]