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Fisty
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: How To ruin a date, BCF style. Reply with quote
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GO!

EDIT:- THATS 4 WORDS ONLY TEFFERS.
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Pete.
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Show us yer tits Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
My Rainpal Has Arrived

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bamt
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Have you seen nobcat?
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have got AIDS
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like anal sex
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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I am adam arrons

I am creg fitz

I are a bodytard
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've shat my pants
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wanna see my boils?
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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
I've shat my pants


Is that not covered by mine Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your mum's well fit
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
My cock is enormous Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
S'pose I should've washed?
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blimey, you're really fat.
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Horse riding? Mad cow.
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does this cloth smell?
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fazer. wrote:
Farts smell like cum.

Pump you with cum.

Make your cunt bleed.


These are lines you have used aren't they?
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<adam aarons>
not a grown man
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Got any cheesey doritos?
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I really like motorbikes.
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
what's your name again?
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 21 Feb 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
You look different awake.
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Mum's here, bitty time!

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