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PostPosted: 20:49 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Someones been doing naughty things........ Reply with quote

on my boat.

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According to the Wild birds act or some such propaganda I can't disturb a nest. Does taking them for a trip along the canal count as disturbing. Will Mummy duck come with me. Shall I eat the eggs or wait till they grow up and have Duck a l'Orange.

Decisions decisions. Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd eat them.
or I'd lift the nest on a shovel and deposit it on a reed bed.

Do you really want duck shit over your poop-deck?
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats, you're having nonuplets.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easter came a bit early this year. Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Bastard Terror wrote:
Do you really want duck shit over your poop-deck?


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PostPosted: 21:33 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Start a duck farm and zoo. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drive (sail?) off, incubate the eggs yourself and ensure you are the first thing they see when they hatch. Who doesn't want nine ducklings following them around??

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PostPosted: 21:52 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ben90 wrote:
Who doesn't want nine ducklings following them around??

The Warburtons family.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ben90 wrote:
Who doesn't want nine ducklings following them around?

Someone https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39014365 Smile
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 14 Mar 2017    Post subject: Re: Someones been doing naughty things........ Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


According to the Wild birds act or some such propaganda I can't disturb a nest. Does taking them for a trip along the canal count as disturbing.


Probably, if you take a trip Mummy Mallard (that's what I think they are) can't brood.

I would call the RSPCA/RSPB and ask them to resite the nest somewhere nearby and safe.
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 15 Mar 2017    Post subject: Re: Someones been doing naughty things........ Reply with quote

Shaft wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


According to the Wild birds act or some such propaganda I can't disturb a nest. Does taking them for a trip along the canal count as disturbing.


Probably, if you take a trip Mummy Mallard (that's what I think they are) can't brood.

I would call the RSPCA/RSPB and ask them to resite the nest somewhere nearby and safe.


They wont resite a nest, they'll just chain your boat up until theyve gone, and then tell you its now a breeding ground so you have to put it back there next year.. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 15 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread needs more bacon. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 15 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely it won't be to long before Mrs Duck will be taking her brood for a swim.
Could you not put off boat use until then?

Ahh baby ducks, lovely Smile

Make them your little family until they are bigger, then nine Sunday dinners when you need them Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 15 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd forget I ever saw them and leave them somewhere... its only an egg or 10.
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