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Derivative
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 26 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I clearly have a bunch of 'yes men' for friends who feed my narcissism.

I don't think anyone has ever complained about the state of my place, apart from my constant internal dialogue of 'you're not as good as you should be'.
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Triton Thrasher
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 26 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

On a related note, we recently sold a house which was on major A road. Several viewers said after (wasting our time) viewing that they were put off by the A road. Would the location not have been obvious, by the er, address?

Tossers grrrrrr.


On the same note, prospective buyers come round to view and they find faults which, in their indignant mind, justify a lower offer.

So they are outbid, same as when they previously tried to buy a house.
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 26 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Visitor: "I don't like your cellar, it's dark, cold and damp"

Me: "But you said you were into 50 SOG"

Visitor: "I've changed my mind. Will you release me now?"

No pleasing some people Sad
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 26 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
bamt wrote:
Visitor: "I don't like your cellar, it's dark, cold and damp"
Me: "But you said you were into 50 SOG"
Visitor: "I've changed my mind. Will you release me now?"
No pleasing some people Sad

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Send your visitor to me. I have a cupboard under the stairs that I can rent out hourly for just such needy types. I might even get into the mood to strut about in high heels outside the door and shout insults through the keyhole at them until their time is up.

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331X2
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 26 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's rare that I get negative comments on our place because it's quite clear I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

Tend to get positive comments from the gents who are under pressure from their other halves to play the Jones' game as I prioritise fun times and toys over being a fully functioning adult Very Happy
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 26 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:


I then really spoiled their day by telling them how much my monthly mortgage repayments are (I live in rural Cumbria, they live in urban Devon).


Are they incomers/new buyers? My urban Devon mortgages never exceeded 400 quid a month, generally floating between 315 and 380. Dance!

My house guests know me better than to point out failings in my decor/tidiness.
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bamt
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 26 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

Send your visitor to me. I have a cupboard under the stairs that I can rent out hourly for just such needy types. I might even get into the mood to strut about in high heels outside the door and shout insults through the keyhole at them until their time is up.

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Useful to know; if I ever need space to crash in that there London I'll give you a shout Thumbs Up Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 27 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
"You don't have TV in your living room"... No I have a room for watching movies & listen to music.
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I just tend to not invite whining cunts over.

Easier all round, really.
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