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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's an avatar?

Rufous wrote:
For lots and lots of reasons, it's therefore necessary to build an organisation

Demonstrated by what examples?

Where have you actively advocated anything?

What exactly have you advocated? Can you point at it? What specific recommendations have you made, or detailed, useful advice have you given regarding dealing with bike thefts?
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MahatmaAndhi
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
This thread has turned into a mess of childish shit.

... and I'm enjoying it.
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Azoth
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
What's an avatar?

Rufous wrote:
For lots and lots of reasons, it's therefore necessary to build an organisation

Demonstrated by what examples?

Where have you actively advocated anything?

What exactly have you advocated? Can you point at it? What specific recommendations have you made, or detailed, useful advice have you given regarding dealing with bike thefts?


Have you been reading anything in this thread? I guess not...

Run your questions by me one more time.

While you're at it, remind me again which job I'm applying for, and what your position in the company is. Because, to me, it looks like I'm being asked to self-dox to a troll who doesn't administer a site on the internet. It isn't being made clear what I'm supposed to be proving or why I'm answerable to said troll. The most important thing appears to be to convince me to self-dox and subject myself to your trolling, and, probably, phone pranks.

Those who need to know who I am, know. Your impersonation of an 'admin' by the way is exactly the same as a POLITE vest. Fuck off with that, seriously.

Guys, he isn't an admin or a moderator. Don't bother trying to impress him.
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Azoth
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
MahatmaAndhi wrote:
This thread has turned into a mess of childish shit.

... and I'm enjoying it.


Everything on BCF does, but it's tears when someone's bike gets nicked. I almost stopped for a biker at the side of the road today, but he was OK and didn't need help. I reckon fewer than 1 in 10 would have stopped for him and asked, so I feel good about that. It wasn't about him but about me. That's what makes me different from more than 9 out of 10.
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Oneear
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Have I missed something? Is this some sort of cult?

I mean, what are you actually talking about? With your leadership and organisational skills, is it an elaborate double double bluff so that you recruit only the true believers - the ones clever enough to see through it all?

You're a loon. A complete, certifiable, nutter.

Also, where do I get a doritos milkshake from?
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Azoth
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Here we go... all the pissed-up Friday night TL;DR jokers come out to play. Probably more than 9 out of 10 of them think, mistakenly, that Rogerborg's an admin or moderator and that 'choosing a side' is where it's at... There is no recruitment sign on my avatar, is there? Stop here and sign up as I lead you on a mission to beat up some thieves? No? I'm sure I shelved that one for a different forum... Maybe my eyes are deceiving me or maybe they're just that drunk/bored/disappointed...
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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I seriously have no fucking idea what Doritos and milkshake have to do with anything I've read in here, but I have probably subliminally created a shopping list for tomorrow.

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notbike
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Honestly if anyone wants to meet up and get some doritos and ride to a milkshake bar I'm game, PM me. (Pls dont PM me if you want to fite though)
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Oneear
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Probably more than 9 out of 10?

10?

I'm just wondering...
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Azoth
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oneear wrote:
Probably more than 9 out of 10?

10?

I'm just wondering...


Can anyone else explain decimal numbers to this guy? I'm busy and this isn't the thread for it.
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://i.imgur.com/3e2AjMd.jpg

Oneear wrote:
Also, where do I get a doritos milkshake from?

You need to have been in the SAS branch of MI6 an- wait, I've said too much.

Does anyone feel organised yet? I'm mildly horny, a bit sleepy, but I don't think I've been organised. Maybe the organity was so next level that I've been organed without even realising it. Neutral
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Oneear
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm more of a fractions whore.

Just curious how you came up with the number is all, as it's more interesting than the rest of the bollocks you keep coming up with.
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notbike
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
next level


MAN SAID NEXT LEVEL. He's from the bits.

Come get a milkshake. We can put Doritos in it.

Backtracking to Hong Kong Phooey's post though, do you eat it, or drink it?

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owl
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I had a milkshake... it didn't have doritos, but it did have peanut butter and bacon
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Azoth
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Speaking of yapping dogs, anyone know where I can get a little Turkish bitch?
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Oneear
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rufous wrote:

Way to fuck up a thread about bike theft


Heh.
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notbike
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just like to say this thread being derailed is perfectly OK because I PMed OP and sent him some useful info. Hopefully when he gets back he can chuckle.

Can we start posting pics of Doritos or Doritos flavours?

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owl
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rufous wrote:
Meef wrote:
Just like to say this thread being derailed is perfectly OK because I PMed OP and sent him some useful info. Hopefully when he gets back he can chuckle.


Can you help with the Turkish bitch situation? I really want a pet. Perhaps your mother can help?


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notbike
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rufous wrote:
Can you help with the Turkish bitch situation? I really want a pet. Perhaps your mother can help?


I don't think I can help you with your query specifically but I can recommend French Bulldogs, they're great fun. I wouldn't own one though, I'd only pet other people's dogs because then when it dies I won't get upset as much.
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Meef wrote:
Backtracking to Hong Kong Phooey's post though, do you eat it, or drink it?

https://i.imgur.com/6MSYnKM.jpg

I now organise a Doritos thread.

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owl
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
basically r just want some organised dudes to help him cave in some pikey scum skulls, but in an organised manner, is that too much to ask?
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
vice wrote:
your high brow is showing


I've no idea what you're talking about. Way too esoteric for me... I only asked the guy to recommend a pet, seeing as he has such a distinctive helmet that you couldn't mistake, marking him out as a dog lover. When I was in Turkey, the dogs there were great. But the bitches were very, very easygoing. They can't get enough (of being petted). After they've been petted, they just smile stupidly and rub up against you good-humouredly. I think it might be a survival strategy.
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 24 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
There was a tiny little bitch on an island once that wanted to demonstrate to a big (chained up) dog that it was a force to be reckoned with. As I walked by, it snapped at my heels. I ignored it, and carried on. It did it again, and this time I stopped, only to take a look at it. It was smaller than a cat, this thing, and it shrieked back in terror, as if it had crossed a line and as if I was going to attack it! I was half-minded to tell it to stop being a pussy and start being a dog. I think it was a Turkish bitch. Cute. It knew where the invisible line was drawn.
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