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Monkeywrenche...
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


Is pansexual the one where you use saucepans in unusual and please-rinse-before-cooking ways?

Or did I invent that myself? Shocked


nah it's just regular vanilla sex, but you always have have the hit 90's cd "pan pipe moods" playing in the background.


Perverts.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pansexual means their sexual adventures aren't restricted by gender or gender identity. If we find out where the pans come into it (see what I did there? Laughing) then the thread will immediately become more nsfw than my initial suggestions for the trike design were.

So far the closest I've managed to find to kitchen pan porn is kitchen paddle spanking porn. Sad

ADSrox0r wrote:
I'm going to be uncharacteristically gentlemanly and say that given that it looks like you might actually be a real human female

If they're female then why do they find it necessary to tell everyone that their pronouns are "she / her"?
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bamt
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

Is pansexual the one where you use saucepans in unusual and please-rinse-before-cooking ways?


I just assumed that OP would really, really enjoy riding a trike based on the ST1300
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grr666
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
OP has crawled back to its safe space after a fairly gentle BCFing, I doubt it will darken the forum again.
Once upon a time fat birds were just referred to as grateful, that's now 'pansexual' which I read to mean take whatever's
on offer. (including household items and large root vegetables because let's be honest, beggars can't be choosers)
I don't understand the world anymore... Sad
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Ste
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
I don't understand the world anymore... Sad

There are 71 genders genders on Facebook.

But for some unknown reason, American Facebook users only have 50 genders to choose from. Laughing
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Suntan Sid
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
There you go OP, add in some ice cream chimes, job jobbed!
Oh, hang on, you've been beaten to it! Doh!

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recman
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
OP has crawled back to its safe space after a fairly gentle BCFing, I doubt it will darken the forum again.
Once upon a time fat birds were just referred to as grateful, that's now 'pansexual' which I read to mean take whatever's
on offer. (including household items and large root vegetables because let's be honest, beggars can't be choosers)
I don't understand the world anymore... Sad


Does all that mean that claiming pansexualism is some sort of legal disclaimer?
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is this a Pansexual?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/35/04/8d350426150784ff6ef83b1beb0c5afe.jpg
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
While we're all sexually aroused.......

I clicked a Ste link
I know, I know, wasn't thinking
curiosity got the better of me

Anyway. I shudder to ask but
does that bloke really have a spud in his bumhole?
is that real?
is that a thing?
Why?
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Evil Hans
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


Is pansexual the one where you use saucepans in unusual and please-rinse-before-cooking ways?

Or did I invent that myself? Shocked


I thought it involved sexual fantasies about 1970s TOTP dance troupes.

Or maybe I invented that one?
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:
While we're all sexually aroused.......
does that bloke really have a spud in his bumhole?
is that real?
is that a thing?
Why?


Shocked I've nearly choked on my tea,.
This why I love BCF so much, you just don't get this on other Forums Laughing
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Ste
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:
While we're all sexually aroused.......
does that bloke really have a spud in his bumhole?
is that real?
is that a thing?
Why?

Yes
Yes
Yes
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh, right.... ta.
I've also learnt about rule 34
and the 71 genders of facebook today

Life was so much simpler when it were all fields round here
Ho hum
All part of lifes rich tapestry I spose eh?
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:


Anyway. I shudder to ask but
does that bloke really have a spud in his bumhole?

Why?


How do you think Spudulike was invented?
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wonder what was going on in his head when he thought , " I know , I think I'll shove a spud up my arse" Shocked Laughing
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ThatDippyTwat
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 28 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:
I clicked a Ste link


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Evil Hans
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PostPosted: 00:14 - 29 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZX-7R wrote:


I thought it was tossing off to old Pan's People video's. Confused


Er .... Did you read my post from 19:55 ? Very Happy
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 29 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pansexual?

I think we call see Panrider_UK in a different light now....... Thinking
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