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aardys
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: ? Reply with quote
????????????????
no more bike forums for me . good luck everyone
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Evil Hans
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Re: biggest thing i learned from my accident Reply with quote
aardys wrote:
im prolly preaching to the converted,
but best thing i had on, was my kevlar jeans,
they were torn to shreds , but not where the kevlar was ,
next time i buy a pair i want kevlar all over the inside ,
look for a pair with as much lining as you can get .


Was it just me, or did anybody else try to read this as if it was a poem?
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Re: biggest thing i learned from my accident Reply with quote
Was it just me, or did anybody else try to read this as if it was a poem?[/quote]

just you
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, I did too.

You're no John Cooper Clarke (Dr)
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aardys
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
roses are red violets are blue
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Snowdonia Rider
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Biggest thing I learnt from an accident was you get shafted by the insurance companies and the Cops look genuinely gutted when your breath test comes back negative Thumbs Up
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aardys
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snowdonia Rider wrote:
Biggest thing I learnt from an accident was you get shafted by the insurance companies and the Cops look genuinely gutted when your breath test comes back negative Thumbs Up


hahah yes i thought it was just me
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Re: biggest thing i learned from my accident Reply with quote
aardys wrote:
im prolly preaching to the converted,
but best thing i had on, was my kevlar jeans,
they were torn to shreds , but not where the kevlar was ,
next time i buy a pair i want kevlar all over the inside ,
look for a pair with as much lining as you can get .


Worst Haiku ever.

Poem:- 2/10
Spelling:- 5/10
Punctuation:- 2/10
Grammar:- 3/10

E- See me after class.
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aardys
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Re: biggest thing i learned from my accident Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
aardys wrote:
im prolly preaching to the converted,
but best thing i had on, was my kevlar jeans,
they were torn to shreds , but not where the kevlar was ,
next time i buy a pair i want kevlar all over the inside ,
look for a pair with as much lining as you can get .


Worst Haiku ever.

Poem:- 2/10
Spelling:- 5/10
Punctuation:- 2/10
Grammar:- 3/10

E- See me after class.

a grammar nazi eh , damn dont meet many of them on forums do we lol
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
eh?
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Re: biggest thing i learned from my accident Reply with quote
aardys wrote:

a grammar nazi eh , damn dont meet many of them on forums do we lol


3/10.

You are getting worse.
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
aardys wrote:
roses are red violets are blue


My legs are all bloody,
and I did a big poo.
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quickest flounce ever?
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Evil Hans
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Re: ? Reply with quote
aardys wrote:
????????????????
no more bike forums for me . good luck everyone


Snowflake.
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
aardys wrote:
roses are red violets are blue

Mary's are stripey
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
angryjonny wrote:
aardys wrote:
roses are red violets are blue

Mary's are stripey


Could this sock,
Be another Tritey?
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ScaredyCat
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
Be another Tritey?


The only safe thing to assume is that everyone is Tritey.
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Re: ? Reply with quote
aardys wrote:
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The worst bit is, it took him 4 edits to get to the stage its it is at now!

(Edit : Grammar) Wink
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snowflake Noob Crying
B C F Initiation
Failed Like Faggot
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
Snowflake Noob Crying
B C F Initiation
Failed Like Faggot

Wrong syllable count
On your second and third line.
My fingers hurt now.
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
What the flounce happened?
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Fizzoid
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dave70 wrote:
Quickest flounce ever?


Certainly got to be up there?
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this rag
Smell like chloroform to you?

He flounced it may be my fault because

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
aardys wrote:
hi chaps a noob to the forum here ,
i used to belong to the huoniao forum but looks like its been shut down
have any other members come over to here ?


Doubt it, most of the members here come via Mumsnet.

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PostPosted: 16:00 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
aardys wrote:
hi chaps a noob to the forum here ,
i used to belong to the huoniao forum but looks like its been shut down
have any other members come over to here ?

<raises hand>

You monster.
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
'Too old to care' eh?
Getting all flouncy pants rather belies that
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