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PostPosted: 23:14 - 04 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:


Super Noodles FTW.


I'm pretty sure this is what the army runs on.
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 04 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle will keep you going for 4hrs + extra 20mins of emergency burp power.
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

No chance of more pics? Angelic

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PostPosted: 14:52 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey will be pleased to know I banged out my Friday afternoon wank whilst looking at the provided picture rather my usual staple of pornhub.
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Rule 34. (NSFTracey)


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Polluting on-topic threads with NSFW / shock images
It was funny the first couple of times somebody did it back in 2003, now it's just tedious. Keep it to the last post wins thread and certainly not the bike-related areas. Any pics I come across that are being posted just for shock value to fuck up otherwise-decent threads will be removed, and if you keep doing it your account will vanish without further warning.

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Just because an image is publicly-accessible on the internet does not make it fair game for you to use as an avatar, photoshop cocks onto it, etc. Read up on copyright law if you're not familiar with why this is... The copyright owner is well within their rights to request such images be removed, and I have to waste my time cleaning up after your antics.



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PostPosted: 15:22 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste for mod. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have reviewed the offending post and was not offended. The image is posted as a link which is conservatively labelled as nsfw. And as it's hosted on imgur.com, if you've got any complaints you'll need take it up with them. Laughing

(posting nsfw images to fuck up otherwise-decent threads was more fun when I could overwrite other peoples attachments. Crying or Very sad )
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't even put the rest of the horse in! Plus, she was clearly gagging for it, which I'm fairly sure is a caveat in the diktats.
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
she was clearly gagging for it

She can't swallow when upside down like that.

Which is a good thing if talking about pot noddles.
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Rule 34. (NSFTracey)


ROGER! Shocked

I hadn't clicked that link until I saw Fisty's post above.

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PostPosted: 17:17 - 05 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
I hadn't clicked that link until

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PostPosted: 00:30 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pigeon wrote:
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Didn't Tracey once post a nekked photo of her from behind whilst outdoors?



https://dgeiu3fz282x5.cloudfront.net/g/l/lgPP32602.jpg


Ohh I were duped?
...So are you saying Tracey isn't really Maria Sharapova? I'm so confused. Laughing
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PostPosted: 06:31 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
FWIW


In a thread like this, I'd say it's not really worth all that much Laughing

But for proper die-hard campers, Super Noodles FTW. Less bulk in your pack. I walked 200 miles of the South West Coast Path virtually living on the things. Very cheap too.


No on the less bulk - because you can crack open the "pot" and break the unboiled noodles into smaller pieces, re-wrap in a freezer bag or whatever, and pack in that way. The advantage over the branded Super Noodles is that they're quicker - and they taste quite a lot better too (honestly - they're much tastier).

But if you did still prefer a product more like Super Noodles, Koka do make a "brick" kind of noodle pack. The beef flavour is imo a lot better than anything under the Super Noodles brand - and, I think, slightly quicker and easier to prepare:

https://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/930/8888056603930/IDShot_540x540.jpg
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PostPosted: 08:24 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:


In a thread like this, I'd say it's not really worth all that much Laughing

But for proper die-hard campers, Super Noodles FTW. Less bulk in your pack. I walked 200 miles of the South West Coast Path virtually living on the things. Very cheap too.


No on the less bulk - because you can crack open the "pot" and break the unboiled noodles into smaller pieces, re-wrap in a freezer bag or whatever, and pack in that way. The advantage over the branded Super Noodles is that they're quicker - and they taste quite a lot better too (honestly - they're much tastier).

But if you did still prefer a product more like Super Noodles, Koka do make a "brick" kind of noodle pack. The beef flavour is imo a lot better than anything under the Super Noodles brand - and, I think, slightly quicker and easier to prepare:

https://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/930/8888056603930/IDShot_540x540.jpg

I'd rather finger my own bumhole with Bombay Bad Boy sauce for lube than eat super noodles
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PostPosted: 09:24 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'd rather finger my own bumhole with Bombay Bad Boy sauce for lube than eat super noodles


If you go to the BCF BBQ it can be arranged. Wink
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
In a thread like this, I'd say it's not really worth all that much Laughing

But for proper die-hard campers, Super Noodles FTW. Less bulk in your pack. I walked 200 miles of the South West Coast Path virtually living on the things. Very cheap too.


No on the less bulk - because you can crack open the "pot" and break the unboiled noodles into smaller pieces, re-wrap in a freezer bag or whatever, and pack in that way. The advantage over the branded Super Noodles is that they're quicker - and they taste quite a lot better too (honestly - they're much tastier).

But if you did still prefer a product more like Super Noodles, Koka do make a "brick" kind of noodle pack. The beef flavour is imo a lot better than anything under the Super Noodles brand - and, I think, slightly quicker and easier to prepare:

https://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/930/8888056603930/IDShot_540x540.jpg

^ they're barely edible. Tesco don't seem to do the coronary special flavour; they include a sachet of the thickest oil you've ever seen, and some spicy flavouring, think this is them:

https://www.homebargains.co.uk/Handlers/ImageHandler.ashx?id=6741&targetSize=300
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PostPosted: 12:02 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:


But for proper die-hard campers, Super Noodles FTW. Less bulk in your pack. I walked 200 miles of the South West Coast Path virtually living on the things. Very cheap too.


I managed to walk the whole SWCP and not once did a Pot Noodle, or any other variety of insta-muck, pass my lips once. It could hardly be considered as a wilderness route where you have to carry days worth of food, there were only one or two days with no shops en route (mind you, I did crack it out in just over a month . Chequered Flag )
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:


But for proper die-hard campers, Super Noodles FTW. Less bulk in your pack. I walked 200 miles of the South West Coast Path virtually living on the things. Very cheap too.


I managed to walk the whole SWCP and not once did a Pot Noodle, or any other variety of insta-muck, pass my lips once. It could hardly be considered as a wilderness route where you have to carry days worth of food, there were only one or two days with no shops en route (mind you, I did crack it out in just over a month . Chequered Flag )


I was unemployed and skint, Super Noodles were cheaper than Pot Noodles. My diet also consisted of tins of sardines and cheap tinned soups Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poundshop Dave wrote:
Tracey, I can honestly say she looks rather lovely. Thinking you must be a beautiful woman as she never got her good looks off of Sid (have seen pic, grey hair pony tail and all that).

Maybe put a pic of you up.
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jewlio Rides Again wrote:
Am I the first one to say Dave is Tritey?

Nope, we already figured it out.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
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Am I the first one to say Dave is Tritey?

Nope, we already figured it out.


Fair enough, I don't tend to read every single thread he's involved in.
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I has a sad that we've gone from

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PostPosted: 14:14 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

What club does she work in?
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel sorry for Sid having to keep his hands to himself and his thoughts. Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 06 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I feel sorry for Sid having to keep his hands to himself and his thoughts. Embarassed Laughing

And now we've crossed the line Laughing
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