Pushing your bike on pavements

[M.C]

[Cronik]

Have the instance take it; a hastily illustrated showing of what I currently do when I am returning from Widnes...

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I also wonder of its legality...


Saves me approximately 1 minute
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*A Vacuous Vacancy*

[ScaredyCat]

[Dave70]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[ThatDippyTwat]

Typically takes 2-3 months (in this area, YMMV). My daughter is still slightly in awe that we're on there.
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'98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine)

[M.C]

[ThatDippyTwat]

[Rogerborg]

Does she lie about having video of Dibble visiting karmic justice on cagers too?

Asking for a friend.

You liar.

I will never stop asking this as long as you post on BCF. Not ever. You disgust me. Not joking, not even in the slightest, you sad, delusional, pathetic fantasist.
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GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[ThatDippyTwat]

You need a life mate, or lay off the booze... probably both.

Rage all you want. I'm not a vlogger, I don't post stuff online. It happened, I didn't get a ticket, he didn't get a ticket. Not much more I can say.

Now, go swallow some valium before you pop a blood vessel.
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[Rogerborg]

[ThatDippyTwat]

[Rogerborg]

Your affectation of aloofness would be more credible if you were able to post the fictional video that you lied about having.

But you can't, because it never existed. You spun an incident a little too far to garner some fraternal approbation, and didn't expect to be called on it.

I am calling you on it. Here and now, and every time you post on BCF until you admit it. Every time. You, sir, are a story teller, and your stories must be told.

You said you had a video of an incident where the police got involved. If you provided that video, wow, would I look like an idiot. Tales would be sung of my immense density.

So why don't you do that? Did you swear an oath to your dying sensei to never post a video online, lest it cheapen your honour?

Video, or this continues. It's entirely your choice, chap. I'm thoroughly enjoying this. Are you?
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[ThatDippyTwat]

Mate, I don't post video. I don't want to make you look stupid, you seem to have that covered, I'm not interested in the usual cacaphony of "should have done the window/mirror!". I'm simply not interested. I vented in the thread, and that was it... but you have a bee in your bonnet. Well, that's where it has to stay, you will not get me to post it, no matter your badgering.

I still think you need to stop drinking though.
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'98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine)

[Rogerborg]

[ThatDippyTwat]

I'm not AA, I want nothing from anyone.

I am concerned about your liver but more about your state of mind. What winds you up sooooo much you get this uptight about something someone else did? It's not the general mentalness that is being Scottish, my missus is Scottish.... you're something else.

That said, you may be sober in the morning, but you're still a self righteous prick, and that I wind you up by not responding in the way you imagined awesome, I like winding up self-righteous pricks, I'm a bit okay, a lot, of a cunt like that. This is shit I live for, not views, thumbs up or the other bullshit. You, going fucking sick because I won't post the footage. It's better than telly this.

Enjoy.
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[Rogerborg]

You're responding precisely the way I imagined you would. In actual fact (that's a real fact, not a fantasy fact) I told you exactly how you were going to play this out, and here we are.

Caught out spinning a riveting tale, you now have no option but to pretend that withholding the imaginary video that you claim to have is some bizarre principled stand.

Alternatively, you could admit that you pushed your fiction just that teeny bit too far, and that there wasn't a copper on hand to administer street justice to your transgressor.

But that would leave you as being just another victim, and it's clear that your id couldn't handle that. Bizarre as it is, it seems that you've convinced yourself that your fantasy actually happened.

In reality, your gob wrote a cheque that your YouTube account couldn't cash. I hate[*] to break it to you, but your "Dippy don't post video" posturing is deluding nobody but yourself.

It's 1:39am. Please tell me again how little this means to you. I can drink your huffy flop-sweat all night, certain in the knowledge that you will never, ever end this by posting that video, since it never, ever happened.

You liar.

https://i.imgur.com/s8oXI0m.gif

[*] love.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[ThatDippyTwat]

I went to bed kiddo. How's you head?
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'98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine)

[Rogerborg]

[ThatDippyTwat]

The only thing I've woken up with was a cat meowing in my face.

I've told you, feel free think whatever you need to in order to help with the clusterfuck you call your mental health. Have your Freud amateur hour, it's all good, go for your life champ.
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[Rogerborg]

[M.C]

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[Rogerborg]

[Jmoan]