Bikelife chavscum publicity!

[Suntan Sid]

FFS, bikelife chav scum getting the wrong kind of publicity!

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2017/may/02/urban-dirt-bikers-spencer-murphy-bikelife-in-pictures

All upstanding members of the community, , which is, obviously why they're wearing face masks, FFS!

They're referred to as 'bikers', (shome mishtake shurely), when in fact they're merely a bunch of thieving bastards!

WTAF?
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"Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!"

[Aky208]

[Rogerborg]

"they will put an L plate on a scooter"

No, they really won't.


"kept the youth out of trouble"

Them good boys, not doin nuffin.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Tracey Suntan-King]

I don't think Naomi has quite got the hang of the anonymity thing
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[AshWebster]

Christ. The fuck did I just read.. The Guardian. It's like Londoners think they're in the Ghetto. Grow up
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Honda cg125 J reg peice of shit ---> CB650F ---> 2016 CBR600RR
Ford KA ---> 93' MR2 ---> 94'MR2 ---> 98' Subaru WRX STI Ver 3 (track car)

[M.C]

£18 to look at some youths on stolen bikes https://www.hoxtonminipress.com/collections/books/products/urban-dirt-bikers

[Rogerborg]

He exploited their primitive culture for his personal profit. What an imperialist shitlord.

On the theft issue, James May argues persuasively that we must kill bike thieves because nothing else is going to stop them, and it's them or us.

I find it hard to find the flaw in his reasoning.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[M.C]

Now I feel bad about tearing my James May poster off the wall over his Brexit bawwing, it can be sellotaped right

[Rogerborg]

Urgh, encouragement from Septic urbans.

They very misunerstood.

They only ride on thuh street becus they ain't go nowhere else to ride. Where else they supposed to ride?

tl;dw - gibsmedats.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[UncleFester]

Disused airfields, surround the runway with sharp stuff, those who are no use will die, those who are good can be offered jobs doing MotoX / Dakar Racing.

Problem solved.

As for it being like Skateboarding ... get to fuck. Skateboards were never as dangerous as these thieves on missiles.
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Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.

[M.C]

Surprised they have a no pursuit policy in Washington, surprised and a little disappointed.

[Dave70]