Operation crackdown

[B0ndy]

Got this little gem yesterday. I was reported 4 days after getting my first litre bike, that's got to be a record.

Setting the scene, quiet industrial estate, Sunday, no cars, no peds - still don't know who reported me. Shame they didn't have the minerals to just ask me to leave to which I would of apologised and never come back...

https://i.imgur.com/n9XI7Ep.jpg
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[M.C]

Kittens Obviously keep that sort of stuff to the road.

[Rogerborg]

Did they just assume your gender?
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[Liam_]

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[Matt B]

[M.C]

I did my Mod 1 practice on an industrial estate (because cheap school). Someone must have reported us with all that swerving and hard braking.

[ScaredyCat]

You should use the operation crackdown website to report police drivers who put others at risk, because they're driving 2 tonnes of car and there are kittens about.

I say this because I wonder if any kind of evidence is required to make allegations resulting in this kind of threatening letter...
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[Polarbear]

You expect me to stop doing wheelies?

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
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[bugeye_bob]

Have you written back and asked for the proof ?

[angryjonny]

Your grass lives here https://goo.gl/maps/gUvttKAbZTt

[Rogerborg]

[Kris]

https://webcontact.sussex.police.uk/asdprs/

[dodsi]

Epic,

I'm going to report a friend of mine for LOLs.

[M.C]

[dodsi]

[definitelyinc...]

Never want to stay in an area where you're making chaos if it's anywhere near where people exist, had a few of us doing wheelies on a near-empty road in the evening, 1 hour later essex police kindly told us to do one.

I was doing a wheelie facing away from them when they pulled up but thankfully they seemed to appreciate we were doing no harm just a few friends having fun and politely asked us to leave, without handing me anything

[stinkwheel]

Meaningless letter about wheelies clearly needs filing in the wheelie file.
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[owl]

so how do I report the cretin doing wheelies up and down cul-de-sac on dirt bikes with no plates

I called 101 but nothing happened surprisingly <old-man-syndrome> missus lol'd at me
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[Rogerborg]

[owl]

[Alpineandy]

They're hoping they can keep a track of stolen bikes when people report them for being ridden in an 'unsocial manner'.
Obviously they won't actually catch any of the thieving scum but they may be able to find the crashed remains of some nicked bikes, which I'm sure would look good on one of their % reports...
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[SuperMike]

Probably from the same genius who is 'cracking down' on bikers in Derby at the moment. Heaven forbid they actually crack down on the growing number of shit gibbons stealing our bikes and making people's lives a misery. Wonder how many letters have to be sent out before the area commander gets a prize?

And as for the bastardisation of the English language contained within that letter. Maybe there should be a crack down illiterate people writing letters at Sussex police HQ.

[M.C]

[Raffles]

I don't get why the OP is upset about receiving what is effectively 'a quiet word in his ear' from Operation Crack.
Better that than a Section 59 notice.
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[Commuter_Tim]

Their database is going to be fucked if Ste gets bored.
Guys, the country may actually fall to a standstill in the wake of this one.