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PostPosted: 11:14 - 09 May 2017    Post subject: Froome zoom, no room, vroom vroom, boom. Fume. Doom, gloom. Reply with quote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/39854961
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 09 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

#ntdwi
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 09 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jewlio Rides Again wrote:
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How do you know?
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 09 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Statistics show that those more likely to run over cyclists in a fit of temper are middle aged, reps, usually driving German cars to make up for small penis, and have anger management issues due to their wives seeking satisfaction elsewhere.

I could have made that up, but probably closer to the truth than some of the bullshit spouted on here.
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PostPosted: 06:53 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just got rammed on purpose by an impatient driver who followed me onto the pavement!

What he doing cycling on the pavement? Aiming for kittens?

Death's too good for him.
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PostPosted: 07:25 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

to be honest we have all thought about doing it


fucking cyclists Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 07:54 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
to be honest we have all thought about doing it


fucking cyclists Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Not really. It takes about 2 seconds to pass them. I have time.
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PostPosted: 08:14 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

But they don't even pay any road tax!

Cyclopath thread.
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
andyscooter wrote:
to be honest we have all thought about doing it


fucking cyclists Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Not really. It takes about 2 seconds to pass them. I have time.


but what about when they are in a big group two or three abreast



fucking cyclists Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 08:45 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw one go through a red light once.

So they're all using MY roads illegitimately.

What with their tight lycra, and massive manly thighs, scum, I tell you.
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

UnknownStuntman wrote:
I saw one go through a red light once.

So they're all using MY roads illegitimately.

What with their tight lycra, and massive manly thighs, scum, I tell you.


Once.......... ONCE.........

It's a daily occurrence on my commute to work, seeing cyclist run read lights
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:

Not really. It takes about 2 seconds to pass them. I have time.


Had a whole troupe of them a few weeks back, heading through the B lanes at 15 mph, 3-4 abreast and disrupting everything in and around the villages. Must have been at least 30 of them.

I don't mind cyclists in general but there does come a point where they're just inconsiderate Lycra clad weirdo bastards.
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This tart did a much better job of it.
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:


but what about when they are in a big group two or three abreast



fucking cyclists Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


They're allowed to ride 2 abreast
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PostPosted: 09:57 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:

They're allowed to ride 2 abreast


I'm 'allowed' as a pedestrian to walk down the centre of the path making myself as wide as possible; that doesn't stop it being an inconsiderate, cuntish thing to do though.
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry wrote:
Paddy. wrote:

Not really. It takes about 2 seconds to pass them. I have time.


Had a whole troupe of them a few weeks back, heading through the B lanes at 15 mph, 3-4 abreast and disrupting everything in and around the villages. Must have been at least 30 of them.


You can blame the DfT and courts for screwing up peoples right to travel when they could have proepr electric bikes.

Still it could have been worse like this, whatever it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYmBFH-y6k
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was in southern France. Brexit reprisals have started already?

Probably an oblivious local preoccupied with searching for a baguette, just after the traditional 2 hour French lunch, with obligatory carafe of vin rouge.
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Stopped him just before he reached the pavement. Thousands of kittehs were saved. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:31 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're all at it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4488532/Pregnant-woman-ploughed-cyclist-road-rage-attack.html
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT TO THE REEEESSSSCUUUUUEEEE!!!l
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 10 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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myvision wrote:
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT TO THE REEEESSSSCUUUUUEEEE!!!l

Fuck maybe should have read the full thread.
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
grr666 wrote:

Stopped him just before he reached the pavement. Thousands of kittehs were saved. Thumbs Up


Hahaa, tubby tart got 3 years chokey for that! Harridan even tried to blame her boyfriend in the passenger seat for grabbing the wheel and aiming at the cyclist. What. A. Twat.

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PostPosted: 09:21 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

UnknownStuntman wrote:
Hahaa, tubby tart got 3 years chokey for that! Harridan even tried to blame her boyfriend in the passenger seat for grabbing the wheel and aiming at the cyclist. What. A. Twat.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39876692 Karma


I'm guessing that was why she is up the duff, to try to escape any jail term....................... epic fail
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ disgusting but I don't know why you would confront other motorists like you're a self-appointed copper safety ranger. I don't hate cyclists (probably helps being one), you get dicks and noobs just like with any other form of transport, but on the whole they don't really cause me much of an issue.

Had to slot in-between two cyclists the other day when a car appeared during an overtake (felt a bit guilty over that Embarassed), but generally overtaking cyclists isn't an issue if you pick the right time (which very few drivers seem to).
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 11 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three years. Shocked

OK, I see how it is. I quote:
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Whore-lag with 9 previous convictions who was already serving a suspended sentence for whore-blackmail drives down the wrong side of traffic to deliberately ram a biker with her whore-Audi, and walks free, again.

Because "Leanne Pikey Princess Davies" couldn't keep her whore legs together and squeezed out a kid, plus, eh, it was only a bloody biker, right?

Whores > bikers.

And pedalists > bikers, but I guess we already knew that.
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