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Ste for mod?
Ste for mod
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Another Referendum
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm not going to vote
I'll Just wait until it's over then moan like fuck
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think Ste for PM and BCF should make up the entire cabinet.

G for transport secretary,
Borg for European law secretary,
Grr666 for immigration secretary,
Arcane for environmental secretary?
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suntan for Foreign Secretary.

And Mrs Suntan for Minister of Health (just so Tritey can imagine her in a nurses uniform Wink )
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
stevo as b4 wrote:
I think Ste for PM and BCF should make up the entire cabinet.

G for transport secretary,
Borg for European law secretary,
Grr666 for immigration secretary,
Arcane for environmental secretary?


hellkat wrote:
Suntan for Foreign Secretary.

And Mrs Suntan for Minister of Health (just so Tritey can imagine her in a nurses uniform Wink )


Who do I have to feck to get the green card, again? Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Grr* is in charge of that.
I'm sure he's a reasonable sort of dude and will probably accept a payment schedule.
Sort of blow-as-you-go.
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
As North Section Mod I will roll over and show my tummy should Ste ascend


Yes, but you do that for anyone........... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
European law, immigration and the environment will all be scrapped.
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
As North Section Mod I will roll over and show my tummy should Ste ascend


Yes, but you do that for anyone........... Laughing Laughing


Also not sure that playing submissive with Ste is a safe strategy ...unless one is into that sort of stuff I guess.

Anyway nevermind Admin, Nobcat for Mod.
His tiny paws couldn't work a keyboard properly, then it's open season. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Grr* is in charge of that.
I'm sure he's a reasonable sort of dude and will probably accept a payment schedule.
Sort of blow-as-you-go.


Yeah, I think I'm just gonna leave the forum, then. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
European law, immigration and the environment will all be scrapped.

I agree with banning the environment. If it's causing us so much trouble we should just get rid of it.
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
stevo as b4 wrote:
I think Ste for PM and BCF should make up the entire cabinet.

G for transport secretary,
Borg for European law secretary,
Grr666 for immigration secretary,
Arcane for environmental secretary?


I promise I'll vote for whatever I'm told to if I get made secretary.*

Make me energy secretary and I promise weekly facts updates and I will use all my BCF given power to campaign against ethanol in petrol.

That's how proper politicians get elected, right?
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
angryjonny wrote:
Ste wrote:
European law, immigration and the environment will all be scrapped.

I agree with banning the environment. If it's causing us so much trouble we should just get rid of it.


Relax, all you have to do is to find what's causing the trouble and just tow it beyond the environment, job well done. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
RhynoCZ wrote:
Relax, all you have to do is to find what's causing the trouble and just tow it beyond the environment, job well done. Thumbs Up

I think it's my bike that's causing a lot of the trouble. But it needs roads. And the roads are currently in the environment. So really it's the environment that needs to be removed.

Anyway, I digress. Bagsy Environment Secretary.
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
angryjonny wrote:
Bagsy Environment Secretary.


Shocked Self-appointment! Shocked
Obviously a vested interest in things environmental.
I bet you have shares in Greenpeace Shifty

In that case, if we are choosing jobs for ourselves, I shall take that most hated of roles,
the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

[Based on the fact that I have not just one change jar, but one for each denomination (including fivers) ].

The fact that I am constantly skint has nothing to do with it: financial matters are a fine balancing act at the best of times.

If the hellkat party gets elected in, I shall remove the tax on bacon.
And immediately behead all halal butchers inhumanely.
No wait, that comes under Dept of Justice... Thinking
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
dydey90 wrote:

I promise I'll vote for whatever I'm told to if I get made secretary.*

Make me energy secretary and I promise weekly facts updates and I will use all my BCF given power to campaign against ethanol in petrol.

That's how proper politicians get elected, right?

Hand

You won't get to vote on anything.

There are no promises or pledges as I've no idea what will happen.

And there's only one way to know what will happen. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Then I can promise to forget what happened when you got picture posting rights restored for all of ten minutes.
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 13 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
I've no idea what will happen.

And there's only one way to know what will happen. Mr. Green


I think he will have set the forum to self implode if he is removed.
Shocked
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Like any politician Ste is full of untruths. He wont be able to ban Korn and he knows it. He's just pandering to your "take back control" brainwashing he's been feeding you for years.
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I want to be Minister Without Portfolio. I'm not sure what they do but it sounds like they do bugger all.
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
I want to be Minister Without Portfolio. I'm not sure what they do but it sounds like they do bugger all.


I'd like to nominate Kradmelder for Minister of Immigration, and Farage as Equal Opportunities Minister.
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PostPosted: 12:25 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Possibly I just spent all the Treasury money
on meringues and whipped cream Shifty

But there are apricots soaked in Malibu to go with them.
Cool

I'll just keep them in the fridge to celebrate with, when Ste deletes Korn ... Shifty
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are there any........ you know.............. muslimists Shhh! on here who may have 40 wives and an Inamy person to tell them how to block vote?
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
If so, they can be the Minister of Diversity and Political Correctness.
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
ScaredyCat wrote:
Like any politician Ste is full of untruths.

Bull honkey.

ScaredyCat wrote:
He wont be able to ban Korn and he knows it.

No. I don't know. And neither do you so stop spreading fake news.

You'd think that mods wouldn't be able to ban the admin however none of the current lot are willing to try. Rolling Eyes

ScaredyCat wrote:
He's just pandering to your "take back control" brainwashing he's been feeding you for years.

Wrong.

They wouldn't be taking backing control, quite the opposite in fact because they'd be handing complete control of BCF to me.

Nobody has been brainwashed because that would require a plan. I'm really flattered that you think I'm capable of brainwashing BCF but if I could do things like that then I wouldn't be wasting my time on you lot. Razz

I'm not pretending to know how things will pan out, I'll just make it all up as I go along by doing whatever seems like a good idea and or an amusing idea at the time.

I've no idea what will happen but it'll be a bit of a laugh finding out. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 14 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
ScaredyCat wrote:
Like any politician Ste is full of untruths.

Bull honkey.


Your "Bull Honkey" calling is Bull Honkey.

Ste wrote:

ScaredyCat wrote:
He wont be able to ban Korn and he knows it.

No. I don't know. And neither do you so stop spreading fake news.


phpBB admin permissions and forum admin permissions are separate things.

Ste wrote:

I'll just make it all up as I go along by doing whatever seems like a good idea


See! Exactly like a politician!
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