Tinder

[Speedysidders]

Was having a good browse earlier and came across a PoF thread which had me on my arse.

Anyways, have any of you tried tinder? If so please share your stories as I need a good laugh!

Ill start with me:

I have met two girls from tinder, the first was a pretty 20 Yr Old Irish girl (Catholic apparently) who had an unhealthy obsession with horses and was from a wealthy family. I met her in Germany when I was working out there and she was an exchange student at university. I was smashed when I met her, I was dressed like a tramp and drinking vodka/Orange from a mug. The night went well and I went back to her student accom and deposited my seed within her (I was so drunk I was convinced I was in a gangbang). This happened 3 more times before she decided she was "seeing" me so I cut all contact.

The second Girl was an 18 year old semi pretty lunatic from the forest of Dean. After 3 cans of special brew and establishing she had the correct amounts of fingers on each hand we went for a picnic in the forest. Jokingly I told her that it would be thrilling to 'make love's in the woods.To my shock She then swiftly removed her knickers and put them in her handbag and we "made love" before she drove me home 25 miles with my seed inside her. She then told me that she was going swimming with her friends aafter which made me sick in my mouth. We met up once more and had a cheeky struggle snuggle in her Ford KA. She then got crazy too at which I cut it off.

So please share your stories, I could do wwith a giggle.
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[Conzar]

I used it,

Being a young teenage opportunist i got a match to a girl i thought was hot.

Spoke to her strait to the point.. 2 hours later i was round hers shagging her.

Great Success!!!
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[GeorgeB.]

I used it for about a month in between my ex and my current girlfriend - I got 2 fucks out of it, one was someone I knew from school but had never really spoke to, the other was a complete stranger. Both of them I was straight up with "So, are you down to fuck?" and it happened
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[Speedysidders]

It is definitely just a tool for fucking! Tell them you think your babies will be aesthetically pleasing and ask for a practice.

Tinder is definitely a winner over PoF for rutting!
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[Tungtvann]

It has got me success. I prefer it over POF.

[smegballs]

Got it a few months ago, about 10 matches or so. Only person to reply to my messages or message me was a cambot trying to link me to a camsite.

Apparently my credit card details were needed for "age verification"

[bikertomm]

I don't understand - does it work through only your facebook friends?
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[Conzar]

No it works on everyone else that signs up for the app
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[Speedysidders]

Basically you sign up either through Facebook or not.

It then uses your location to link you up to girls near you (you choose the distance)

You then swipe right or left for yes or no... If the person also swipes left you are then able to chat.

It is fantastically shallow and amazing for hooking up with sloots
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[N cee thirty]

[Conzar]

[sidewinder]

Nobody in my area uses it

[smithyithy]

Fucking hell, I've got and and have got a couple dozen matches so far, but haven't pursued any..

If it is just hookup app then I'll get back on

[Al]

I tried it but found just a photo isn't enough for me to judge our compatibility.
To many unanswered questions, Does she have children? How tall is she? How fat? Is her vagina too large for me?

I prefer POF as you get the vital info upfront
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[Llama-Farmer]

I've not used it but debating whether to. A mate is and he was scrolling through when we a few of us went to the pub for a drink, so we were all voicing our opinions and ratings of the girls as he was doing so.

Was surprised how many people don't even have a picture, or just one picture and it's a group one with about 6 girls in it.

A few times he hit the like button in the hope they'd like him and he could ask them to put him in touch with their hotter friend from the picture.


I always thought it was a Grindr for straight people, but then a female friend says its less for random hookups and more for meeting people like speed dating on a phone. But sounds like it is both.
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[MarJay]

[Speedysidders]

To be honest it does take a bit of patience and my right thumb gets sore from swiping yes in the hope something will happen but when that match comes it's addictive and sweet.
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[finniee]

Spoke to a few lassies I went to school with on it who are right little dirtys and I love it !

I tend to swap between tinder and pof, depending on my needs. If I'm just wanting to get jiggy with a bird I use Tinder. If I feel hungry and want too meet someone I use Pof.. I do not talk to any lassie where I work because they usually end up having the personality of a wet paper bag.

[Rogerborg]

Very clever marketing. The promo video tells the story of Miss Teeth-and-Cheekbones meeting Mr 7-Foot-Catalogue-Man for womance and twue wub, and mostly from the laaaaydy's point of view.

I take it that the reality is that it's chocka with skanks and geezers then?
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[Llama-Farmer]

[finniee]

[Benno]

Had quite a few matches. Girlfriend has a habit of going through them and sending messages like "can I sh*t on your face" to make sure I don't ever go near them.

Then I go on her tinder and every swipe right is a match, one after another, all day long. Match, match, match, match match matchmatchmatch.....and then all the sickly, sycophantic messages start rolling in...

Any kind of electronic dating is pretty crap.

[0l0dom0l0]

What approaches do people use with the ladies then?

Just straight for it? Or some small talk first?
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[woll]

I had tinder. Deleted facefook nd lost access to tinder. Got a few likes, found most of them were nutters. Found few of mates girlfriends on there (few got a like too )
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[Groove]

Used it for a few days, met 2 girls.

First was stunning but a bit boring in bed.

The 2nd had a smelly fanny and put me off Tinder for life
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