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pepperami
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

ScaredyCat wrote:
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Let me fix that for you lads Thumbs Up
We should BBQ him, using his house as the fire Thumbs Up


Did you not see:

Marmalade wrote:
Scrawny little fuck


Not going to be a lot of meat on that is there.


Who said anything about eating him? I just want to BBQ him Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like the paper have taken his address down from their news article now. Rolling Eyes
Probably the 'parent' has been bleating about possible retribution.
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is he dead yet?, could somebody post the address of that Liv Ramsey on his facebook page I'd like to go round and smash her backdoors in Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 15 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
Looks like the paper have taken his address down from their news article now. Rolling Eyes
Probably the 'parent' has been bleating about possible retribution.


Ahh, diddums.

Anyway, as luck would have it his name and address is now preserved in the annals of BCF! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 02:11 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arcane1729 wrote:
This thread was created two days ago and he still breathes? why?


Because

https://media.tenor.co/images/32842278996ae0f86a6db1a6bc1e593e/tenor.gif

Doesn't really do very much.
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PostPosted: 08:38 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arcane1729 wrote:
This thread was created two days ago and he still breathes? why?


I aren't going all the way to Bristol. It's about ten minutes from you. Let us know how it goes.
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

inb4 chained their car to lamp post and removed wheel.
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

That could end badly for the bike thief!!!

Oh well....... So sad.......
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arcane1729 wrote:
is there something small to hide inside jacket which causes the same damage as a baseball bat?- I tried looking for minature baseball bats but even the little kiddy league baseball bats are huge and cannot be concealed- don't want to carry a knife or screwdriver or hammer or anything that can cause too much damage and is for close range- just enough damage like breaking a thieving cunts legs from a reasonable distance away. Tried looking for something like a miniature batton (police style) but google didn't help much.


what you're looking for is a telescopic/asp baton, don't get caught with it, and also don't dismantle it and leave it on the side walk
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

T1Cybernetic wrote:
That could end badly for the bike thief!!!

Do you think it will?
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't fuck about Tritey, squeezy bottle of sulphuric acid right in the face.
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arcane1729 wrote:
vice wrote:


what you're looking for is a telescopic/asp baton, don't get caught with it, and also don't dismantle it and leave it on the side walk


where do I buy one in the UK though? I just read they're illegal and the only online UK retailers only sell to police forces.

grrr sulfuric acid causes permanent damage and also is a ladies weapon, not good.

West Indian ladies weapon, but is growing in popularity over here Neutral

Just take a breaker bar* with you FFS, they're good for breaking things Wink

*stick it on the credit card
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

4 cell maglite is a very useful thing to have when motoring should you need to inspect engine in the dark, etc, etc.

Or - channel tunnel day return, ride to germany, stop at Das Esso and buy baton, back in 3 hours.
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

here you go https://www.security-discount.com/en/Batons-Tonfa while your there get some pepper spray and handcuffs Wink
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 16 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arcane1729 wrote:


where do I buy one in the UK though? I just read they're illegal and the only online UK retailers only sell to police forces.


dark web, there's literally an entire world you are not aware of... they have a lot more than sticks... they also have "stones"
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 17 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Garden hose length full of aand and sealed at each end
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 17 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arcane1729 wrote:
Fine. I will do it- but first is there something small to hide inside jacket which causes the same damage as a baseball bat?- I tried looking for minature baseball bats but even the little kiddy league baseball bats are huge and cannot be concealed- don't want to carry a knife or screwdriver or hammer or anything that can cause too much damage and is for close range- just enough damage like breaking a thieving cunts legs from a reasonable distance away. Tried looking for something like a miniature batton (police style) but google didn't help much.

I will do it- Arcane keeps his promises unlike Fisty.
(It's also two hours away from me not 10 mins)
I will post evidence. First I will find him, torture him a little then force him to give me the names of the other ones, then smash his phone, tie him up, do the same with all the new names, and keep going round till I get no new names, then return to each of them one by one and beat the shit out of all of them with this new tool of mine.

Edit: and also burn mummy and daddy's cars because the stolen bikes once belonged to someone and won't burn them- and it'll teach the two failures to control their kid. (I might leave a sign saying "control your theiving vermin of a spawn" in case it's unclear).
Actually I'll force the guy who owns that instagram and facebook account too to give me his password and video everything- he can't complain to police or it's confession to what he's done.

When I am ready to do it- that's the blueprint for the plan. I might need two other accomplices.


10mm bar, nice bit of armoured cable, both disposable.
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PostPosted: 08:48 - 17 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mundane1729 wrote:
I've bought the Spider Co Byrd Tern, a 21" chrome baton, this inside vest : https://www.beecrown.co.uk/product/r45x-mens-result-multi-pocket-gilet-waistcoat-fishing-hunting-shooting-hiking/
and CS irritant gas.
Our Bristolian gentleman shall remember his manners.


So when should we expect the video of you delivering great justice for your fellow biker brethren.

You have promised, BCF expects
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PostPosted: 08:57 - 17 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever he can fit it in among the £1 speaker reviews probably.

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