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Sun Wukong
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 22 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.bidet-shower.co.uk

You need one of these in your life. Once used to it, ladies only need paper to dry the curtains.

Save environment, banish clingons. Win win.

And if you create a seal… enema Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 22 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Andrex say

Being clean has significant emotional benefits
The feeling of clean helps people feel fresh (75%), more confident (41%)
and 97% of people believe it’s important to be clean.

Obviously Bodyguard is in the odd 3 percent who shit themselves. Laughing

Read and learn how to wipe your arses BCF Thumbs Up

https://www.andrex.co.uk/PDF/AndrexCleanReport.pdf
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 22 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
As Skudd's marriage announcement has turned into a topic about wiping your arse Very Happy, I find it takes longer these days. Using a good quality paper helps but sometimes I'm there for ages and use half the roll. It's costing a small fortune...
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 22 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
As Skudd's marriage announcement has turned into a topic about wiping your arse Very Happy


BCF at it's best Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 24 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
2 sheets? I take it that's for people who don't need looroll when they've been.

That's a 'ghost poo', according to my kids
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 25 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
2 sheets? I take it that's for people who don't need looroll when they've been.

That's a 'ghost poo', according to my kids


That's a misers shite...
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 27 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well marriage has been consummated in the usual way. Wink
I'm really obsessed about bottom cleansing. I hate the thought of leaving a calling card on sheets and garments.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 27 May 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Well marriage has been consummated in the usual way. Wink

Domestic in a department store?
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