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Oh, I forgot I own a horse!
How do you forget you own a horse? Well, your daughter buys one and loses her job and can't keep up the payments (horse bought on never never  ). In steps daddy to pay off said horse which she has never paid me back so I own a horse.
Meet Pegasus Gold. An ex American race horse who was pretty crap at doing what racehorses are meant to do so was sold off cheap. (Their cheap is not my cheap and he's still bloody quick for 1 horse power)
https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/WhiteFurryBear/IMG_7525.jpg
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I know I need to GTFO but I don't get multiple cat owners or their logic of having selfish animals that make the hairs on my neck stand up in full uncomfortable freaked out mode? And they say cats are supposed to make people more relaxed?
I do have a 2ft high golden Eagle, but it's unfortunately a concrete one.
I'd fucking love a huge flying predatory beast taking over my garden though! 
I don't get cats, and I don't get people that arnt mad keen about big birds of prey. Mind you I suppose you can't like and have them both as the felines would get munched for lunch too often I guess? |
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What about pets you don't actually own?
https://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/15/13/82/47/img_2037.jpg
Ginger and blacky, fighting over who gets to spray the bike today. Blacky thinks he* lives here, he meows at the back door. Ginger just sleeps in the garden, until I wake him* up working on the bike, he then leaves after staring at me for a bit.
*I assume they're tomcats, there's another cat who likes the garden, that bitch sprays the bike whenever  |
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a while ago when we had some plastering work done the fella doing the plastering brought his Jack Russell into our flat - our cat (who was bigger than the Jack Russell got all cocky and hissy and the jack didnt act the big man. |
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| Polarbear wrote: | Oh, I forgot I own a horse!
How do you forget you own a horse? Well, your daughter buys one and loses her job and can't keep up the payments (horse bought on never never ). In steps daddy to pay off said horse which she has never paid me back so I own a horse.
Meet Pegasus Gold. An ex American race horse who was pretty crap at doing what racehorses are meant to do so was sold off cheap. (Their cheap is not my cheap and he's still bloody quick for 1 horse power)
https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/WhiteFurryBear/IMG_7525.jpg |
Bring to bbq. Pyro won't need to go to shops.
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