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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Swollen love spuds. UPDATE: GREAT NEWS. Reply with quote

So, more to follow in time and will update spill counter, but I have fallen victim to SMIDSY.

Status;

Bike: Fucked.
Me: TBC

So, over all I am fine apart from royally pissed off. Sore legs and a dull ache in my lower left back. Main cause of concern is swollen and painful acorns.

So, quick question, should I be concerned and just see how it goes or, do i need to go and get a hot nurse to touch me up for a bit?
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like a job for Dagmar.

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PostPosted: 18:32 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear about your spuds. Post pictures.

First dibs on the bike?
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rest them on an icecube tray. You'll be surprised how fast those charlies return to size.

Note: Testes may adhere to cubes.
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the bright side now you can buy a GSXR.

As for your balls..... definitely Ebola.
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

How fucked is fucked?
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Swollen love spuds Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
dull ache in my lower left back.

Kidney-AIDS. Always terminal. No, really, get to A&E.

Tracer1234 wrote:
Main cause of concern is swollen and painful acorns.

"Loss of enjoyment" compo claim.

Dibs on wife-or-girlfriend.
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes yes but what about the bike? Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

wr6133 wrote:
On the bright side now you can buy a GSXR.

As for your balls..... definitely Ebola.


I disagree with your diagnosis Dr wr6133.
It's the bad aids for sure.
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spill + swollen giblets = get em checked out just to be on the safe side.
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can't take chances with your plums* get yourself and you other aches and pains. checked out at A&E.

Get them looked at ASAP, by a professional Shocked

*We just got served a big plate of purple plums at a local taverna. Chronicle of a (swollen) Plum Foretold. It's an omen, off you pop!
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:46 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Yes yes but what about the bike? Crying or Very sad


More to the point, pics of wifie that'll be needing to get their jollies somewhere else...
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spill counter and Paint Diagram or GTFO.
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 09 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quick update:

Bike is fucked fucked. Bike heaven fucked. Old man has taken full responsibility to the police and multiple witnesses. I will be doing spill counter and paint drawing in due course.

Love Nuts: ruptured​ left giblet. Waiting to find out if I am having surgery tonight or tomorrow.

Good job I have Ste's rainpal highlights to go though.

Ffs

Absolutely gutted about the bike. Sad
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Had to rate funny, because you value your bike over one of your bollocks.
This is why I love BCF. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sucks to be you, matey. xx

Hope the surgery is sooner rather than later.
You don't want to be "Nil by Mouth" for too long.
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Commuter_Tim wrote:
^^^Had to rate funny, because you value your bike over one of your bollocks.
This is why I love BCF. Laughing


PB wanders off singing 'Colonel Bogey'

Tracer has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall
His mother, the little........ Whistle
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PostPosted: 01:03 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

PB wanders off singing 'Colonel Bogey'

Tracer has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall
His mother, the little........ Whistle

Mrs sang the exact same thing before she left. Laughing

Commuter_Tim wrote:
^^^Had to rate funny, because you value your bike over one of your bollocks.
This is why I love BCF. Laughing

Of course lol.

hellcat wrote:
You don't want to be "Nil by Mouth" for too long.

Your not kidding, I am absolutely starving.
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're keeping you topped up with good drugs?

Make sure you get a pick'n'mix bag of drugs when they send you home. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:57 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

You don't want to be "Nil by Mouth" for too long.


It's such a puurty little mouth now he's effectively female.
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PostPosted: 07:58 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come to the GSXR side.

No bike is ever fully dead. 5 ponds.

Heal soon bro.
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RIP bike.
Wishing you and your spuds a speedy recovery.
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Come to the GSXR side.

The mans just ruptured a spud. How could you? Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Quick update:

Bike is fucked fucked. Bike heaven fucked. Old man has taken full responsibility to the police and multiple witnesses. I will be doing spill counter and paint drawing in due course.

Love Nuts: ruptured​ left giblet. Waiting to find out if I am having surgery tonight or tomorrow.

Good job I have Ste's rainpal highlights to go though.

Ffs

Absolutely gutted about the bike. Sad


You are mostly in one piece and another bike can be had later.
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