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Diggs
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is just me, but has reading this made anybody else's wrists go floppy? Rupturing a stott sounds truly awful. Get well soon.
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
It is just me, but has reading this made anybody else's wrists go floppy? Rupturing a stott sounds truly awful. Get well soon.


What about this for bollocks then:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-league/19863795
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must have been a right hit. I got caught last week when a 3 ton chain block let go and and fired directly into my sack.
After a night sat on a bag of frozen peas all was back to normal, not even any visible bruising.
It brings a tear to my eye to think how much of a shot it takes to rupture one.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Swollen love spuds Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Tracer1234 wrote:
dull ache in my lower left back.

Kidney-AIDS. Always terminal. No, really, get to A&E.

Tracer1234 wrote:
Main cause of concern is swollen and painful acorns.

"Loss of enjoyment" compo claim.

Dibs on wife-or-girlfriend.


I've heard the girlfriends name is Suzie Fuller Aarons you want first dibs on her you'll have to form an orderly queue behind me Smile
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This news sucks shit through a straw.
At least you sold the Triple before the crashings.
Fingers crossed for a speedy testicular rejuvenation.
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 10 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

But... But... But... he was on a triple. Only a proper one. Cool
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I crumpled like a house of cards and needed a good 15 minutes on the floor to compose myself before attempting to
stand up again. I do hope there will be pics OP. Thumbs Up Hang in there. (Too soon?)
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 11 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't hope there will be pics...
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PostPosted: 08:40 - 11 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
I don't hope there will be pics...


Bloke at work had a nut removed due to cancer.
I cant unsee the pics he had on his unnecessarily large phone.
At least I can take some comfort in the fact that I have a bigger cock.
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 11 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Todays headline: He keeps both of 'em.

So, the blood was within some sort of sack, putting pressure on the spud. Dr monitored until deciding surgery was necessary to try and save it. Not long before, the swelling began to subside, so they delayed it, and in doing so, meant that they were able to avoid nipping and tucking the old testie. Horrar.

So i was sent on my way, with a big swollen purple nut sack, with a host of fun meds to play with.

Other than that, neck, back, legs, head are all sore as hell, but I have both the plums, so that's all that matters.

Spill counter will be done tonight...
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 12 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Details of how one got such a bollocking can be found here: Linky

Seeking help and advice here Smile
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good news! The underside of my nads were black for about a fortnight (after writing off my bike). Particularly enjoyed it when the GP pressed them to see if they were still intact Sick

Again great news about your plums Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Good news! The underside of my nads were black for about a fortnight (after writing off my bike). Particularly enjoyed it when the GP pressed them to see if they were still intact Sick

Again great news about your plums Thumbs Up


Thanks mate. Yeah, the sack is completely black now.
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a question I ever want to know (first hand) the answer to, but how much compo do you get for losing a teste? I'd want a million quid Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:39 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Yeah, the sack is completely black now.

You absolutely must not google "gangrene scrotum".
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeezuz, i thought I had a hard time with the versectamy...
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Tracer1234 wrote:
Yeah, the sack is completely black now.

You absolutely must not google "gangrene scrotum".


There really needs to be a "Bastard" button. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
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Yeah, the sack is completely black now.

You absolutely must not google "gangrene scrotum".


Shocked


Well, I can confirm, googling such a term, brings up some horrific sights to behold. Not one for the squeamish.
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
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Yeah, the sack is completely black now.

You absolutely must not google "gangrene scrotum".

Sick I thought 'aborted foetus' was bad.
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 14 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a hard time with 'Blue Waffle' and 'Alaskan Pipeline'.
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 18 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've not gone beyond Blue Waffle.

I don't think I need to know anything pictorial about any of the others.

I had my share of medical terminology G-pixing, when I was a med sec. I'm not going there again whilst I am still a civilian. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 18 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I've not gone beyond Blue Waffle.

Smart move...

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PostPosted: 23:13 - 08 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

UPDATE: Good and bad news

All is apparently healing well down there, so no concerns with the rupture at the moment. I have a follow up scan on the 15th of this month, but they are confident that it will be ok.

However, two lumps have been noted, and are going to be investigated further. So, that's possibly a bit of a bummer, fingers crossed its nothing. Thumbs Down

This whole crash situation has been a bit bollocks really, but at least sorting the insurance hasn't been too much of a ball ache.

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PostPosted: 13:39 - 09 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confused A friend had a bollock lump and it turned out to be nothing, hope it's all ok Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 09 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be able to claim on the other guys insurance, that the crash gave you testicular cancer.
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 09 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
You might be able to claim on the other guys insurance, that the crash gave you testicular cancer.


Ha, good idea. Can I quote your post as part of any evidence needed in the claim?
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