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PostPosted: 16:25 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

If you only listen to one piece of health advice make it this one.

Drink beer.

Not only does beer drinking make you healthier and live longer, it might also cure cancer (mocking CaNsA)

Possibly even makes you immortal Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 17:26 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being a citizen of the Land of beer, I approve this message.

Moderation is the key, which is something my people never had. Although the history (middle ages) tought us well, that water might not be always alright to drink and that beer is the safest way of how to stay hydrated. The popularity of staying hydrated by drinking beer remained upto today, even many well respected doctors see beer as a better alternative to plain water in hot climate conditions, due to the minerals and vitamins contained in beer.

Beer vs tea, once again with tea you never quite know if it's ''safe'' to drink. It is not uncommon for the Czech officials to pull tea off the market due to lab test results showing excessive concentrations of pesticides, mold... Such stuff is rarelly found in beer, especially in the Czech brew.

Beer vs cancer, well not sure where this comes from, as beer does have anti-oxidants in it, and those does help grow/regenerate not only the healthy cells, but also the cancer cells = helps with growth of the tumor. I've even read before, that if you've got cancer (you're in oncology treatment) then you should avoid antioxidants. Thinking
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
If you only listen to one piece of health advice make it this one.

Drink beer.

Not only does beer drinking make you healthier and live longer, it might also cure cancer (mocking CaNsA)

Possibly even makes you immortal Thumbs Up

Totally reliable sauce

In your face teetotalitarianists Middle Finger


So there is a god after all! Laughing
All praise the beer god, for we are not worthy.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say "In your face, NHS drinking guidelines". Middle Finger Wink

In other news pork scratchings have the same benefits as viagra and fags are a cure for the common cold, I may have made those two up.

But anyway hurrah for beer, drink moar, you know it makes sense! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
(mocking CaNsA)

In who's opinion?
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does he need curing though? I remember he bought a fairly tidy for the age ZX6R for less than most of us on here could probably manage without lots of effort. I'd say we others need curing for paying too much for things instead.
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
If you only listen to one piece of health advice make it this one.

Drink beer.



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PostPosted: 20:26 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
(mocking CaNsA)

In who's opinion?

https://grammarist.com/usage/whos-whose/

Whisky is the same as concentrated beer, right?
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mate reckons old empire beer is the cure for the common cold


Proof he hasn't had one since he drank it

Every day for about ten years
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Whisky is the same as concentrated beer, right?


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PostPosted: 21:33 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
https://grammarist.com/usage/whos-whose/


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PostPosted: 23:11 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
https://www.troll.me/images/orly-owl/who-thumb.jpg

Twit.
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 15 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also it's supposed to be good for your Prostate.
Generally Ale is better that lager for you, especially real ale vs cheap chemical Lager.
Although I'm not sure about cheap chemical ale compared to non-chemical lagers like Munich beer (Does CZ have beer purity rules like Bavaria?).
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you mean the Reinheitsgebot, then yes. Although, just like anywhere else, there are still breweries, that brew fruit beer (I don't drink that). I'm quite conservative consumer. The best beer of them all, Pilsner Urquell, then the local (my home town) brew Radegast and Ostravar; and I also enjoy Krusovice (dark, we don't really brew Stout here, no one quite likes it). Those are the big breweries, then there are hundreds of small breweries, that also brew good beer.

They also sell unfiltered beer. Also something that I do not quite enjoy, but people seem to like it a lot.
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beer is nasty Puke Puke
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Beer is nasty Puke Puke


There's always at least one, who goes to a thread just to tell us he/she doesn't like what we're discussing. Razz
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Why You Should Drink Moar Beer Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


Drink beer.


..


Wub

I've taken to pale ale recently as only a few lagers like Peroni are nice.
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Beer is nasty Puke Puke


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PostPosted: 13:09 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Beer is nasty Puke Puke

I'd put money on you having had a few good nights thanks to beer... Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Beer is nasty Puke Puke


Weirdo! Wink
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does drinking White Lightning count?
the kiddies love it

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PostPosted: 20:47 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or Quite Frightening, as we used to call it - because it tended to be, at least when supped after a couple of bifters. Spin-o-matic, whitey-throwing ALL BLOODY NIGHTER!!!

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PostPosted: 22:29 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
Does drinking White Lightning count?
the kiddies love it

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/White_Lightning_bottle.png


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PostPosted: 22:44 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Beer is nasty Puke Puke


J0Al1 wrote:
Weed is vomit Puke Middle Finger


It upsets me when you guys are fighting... Sad

Tonight whilst out on the Spacker I stopped at a bar/cafe midway to a mates house where I was dropping some cash
in for some weed (Jens fault) had a cheeky half of Peroni, then when I got home I started on the Hop House 13 That I bought
earlier today. Turns out I am an equal opportunities substance abuser.
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:54 - 16 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

After 35 years of drinking beer I can safely say that it's great stuff and quite possibly responsible for a total lack of sexual impotency which some might expect from a beer swilling, nearly, 50 year old male.
The trick is to consume enough of it that, even with the aid of ACE inhibitors and Alpha blockers, one can still maintain a respectably unhealthy BP of 160/110 thus ensuring brewers droop will never be an issue... Confused
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