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PostPosted: 01:20 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
goto10 wrote:


https://youtu.be/wtM5lapVv-Y


What do you expect, you tease us with getting your wallet out then cut it off before we get to see your card details and pin Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
How do you guys find out the names of these people?
Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
And more to the point, why?
I could understand if he beat up the OP but he didn't.

Is this a male-hot-summer-hormonal-I've-had-one-Stella-too-many kind of thing?
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
How do you guys find out the names of these people?
Laughing


who?
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Y'know - Ponnie Rickering.


Ponnie baby - the Ponster! Pon the One. THE PONSTERMEISTER.


etc.
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fuck knows, actually.
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 21 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
goto10 wrote:
he then said something else and did a wheelspin away - then slammed his brakes back on and got out of his car and started offering me out. (In his condition I'd be worried about having a heart attack)

A friend of mine had a similar experience many years ago, twat got right in his face, so aforementioned friend shoved the petrol pump nozzel under twats' chin with one hand and clinked his Zippo open under twats' noze with the other. Seemed to have a calming influence.

Ps. It really was a friend of mines, not me.
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
UnknownStuntman wrote:
I'm surprised he got out of that car.

I couldn't actually hear the fffffpwoppp!! noise as he did so, you might want to get your microphone checked out.

Skillz though, I'd have used sweary words. Thumbs Up


I _knew_ he reminded me of someone - I give you Pearl, from Blade:
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
aforementioned friend shoved the petrol pump nozzel under twats' chin with one hand and clinked his Zippo open under twats' noze with the other.

Sure, who doesn't have their lighter in their hand while using a petrol pump. Stands to reason, you'll want to be sure where it is so that it doesn't spark up accidentally.
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
My friend of a friend of a friends cousin shoved the pump nozzle down the guys throat and rammed a lit candle up his arse*

Calmed him right down



*Story may be exaggerated for dramatic effect
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
goto10 wrote:
he then said something else and did a wheelspin away - then slammed his brakes back on and got out of his car and started offering me out. (In his condition I'd be worried about having a heart attack)

A friend of mine had a similar experience many years ago, twat got right in his face, so aforementioned friend shoved the petrol pump nozzel under twats' chin with one hand and clinked his Zippo open under twats' noze with the other. Seemed to have a calming influence.

Ps. It really was a friend of mines, not me.


And best of all...it did actually happen.
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
goto10 wrote:
he then said something else and did a wheelspin away - then slammed his brakes back on and got out of his car and started offering me out. (In his condition I'd be worried about having a heart attack)

A friend of mine had a similar experience many years ago, twat got right in his face, so aforementioned friend shoved the petrol pump nozzel under twats' chin with one hand and clinked his Zippo open under twats' noze with the other. Seemed to have a calming influence.

Ps. It really was a friend of mines, not me.


I assume this was prior to CCTV being in every forecourt?
I can't imagine Popo would take kindly to threats of GBH/murder recorded on camera.
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
My father did once threaten someone while at the pumps. The monkey in the booth flipped the emergency cut offs and stopped the fuel supply to all the pumps.
There was a subsequent visit from plod, but as the complainant (who was a special constable) had approached my dad and instigated the argument over some unkown road rage trigger, and there was cctv of the confrontation which backed up my dads version of events, it didn't go anywhere.
Apparently the short angry shouty I'll fuckin sort you out man was a bit taken aback when he was told that he'd be covered in petrol and on fire long before any of his mates turned up. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:

A friend of mine had a similar experience many years ago, twat got right in his face, so aforementioned friend shoved the petrol pump nozzel under twats' chin with one hand and clinked his Zippo open under twats' noze with the other. Seemed to have a calming influence.

Ps. It really was a friend of mines, not me.


I reckon in that situation I'd call his bluff. I mean what's his end game? Prison?
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
vice wrote:

I reckon in that situation I'd call his bluff. I mean what's his end game? Prison?


If there is a full on rage off going on, rational thought doesn't come into it. If it's just handbags.... why are you approaching someone with a fuel pump? If you've ever spilt petrol anywhere remotely sensitive you're aware it's not fun times.
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Re: Irrational anger Reply with quote
jnw010 wrote:
vice wrote:

I reckon in that situation I'd call his bluff. I mean what's his end game? Prison?


If there is a full on rage off going on, rational thought doesn't come into it. If it's just handbags.... why are you approaching someone with a fuel pump? If you've ever spilt petrol anywhere remotely sensitive you're aware it's not fun times.


So are you saying if angry little man had come at your dad he would have sprayed him with petrol and set him on fire, I highly doubt it, sounds like a load of dick swinging to me
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 22 Jun 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
No seat belt.


Probably hidden by his tits and gunt.
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