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Posted: 18:15 - 13 Jul 2017 Post subject: Man who tried to have sex with a motorbike is spared jail |
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A man who tried to have sex with a motorbike in the middle of a busy city centre has been spared jail.
Kevin Chapman had downed two litres of cider and taken a cocktail of tablets before pushing over the Suzuki 600cc, performing a solo sex act and then grinding it.
he 34-year-old had been arguing with a group of homeless people before he punched, kicked, stamped and then urinated on the bike, that didn’t belong to him.
He then pulled down his trousers and started the performing sexual moves on top of the bike.
He initially denied exposing his genitals and grinding the motorbike on March 27, claiming he was pushed by the homeless people he was arguing with near Canterbury.
But he was filmed by a number of people as he removed his penis and started shouting abuse.
Folkestone Magistrates Court heard on Wednesday the dad-of-three then pulled off the wing mirror and used it to hit another vehicle.
Neil Sweeney prosecuting said when Chapman was shown CCTV he accepted it was him and when shown the footage of him simulating sex’ appeared ashamed’.
Before the incident, Chapman had made threatening calls in an ‘Indian’ accent to his former business partner, Russell Souter, who had begun a relationship with his ex Stacey Holt.
The court heard how he was admitted to St Martin’s psychiatric hospital in Canterbury, before being released on the day he committed the sex act with a bike.
At earlier hearings, Chapman admitted indecent exposure and causing criminal damage of around £250 to the bike worth £1,000, as well as two further criminal damage charges and a malicious communication offence.
Chapman, of Chatham, Kent, was handed a four-month jail sentence, suspended for 12 months and ordered to pay £680 compensation divided between two of the victims.
He was also ordered to complete a 12-month community order for alcohol treatment.
David Gardner, chair of the bench, said: ‘You are obviously and totally embarrassed by everything that has happened.’
https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/13/man-who-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-motorbike-is-spared-jail-6775632/#ixzz4mjVBcBBv |
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Owner described the bike's condition as "proper fucked". ____________________ a.k.a 'Geri'
132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good |
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Did it give him (cylinder)head ____________________ They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
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I thought the saying was, "Having sex is like riding a bike," not "have sex with a bike."
Sorry not sorry. ____________________ Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
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I thought this was about Paddy having his GSeXR in his living room. I am very disappoint. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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In the early 80's I used to fuck a real Princess...
... had to stop, kept burning my cock on the exhaust.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 248 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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