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PostPosted: 18:15 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Man who tried to have sex with a motorbike is spared jail Reply with quote

A man who tried to have sex with a motorbike in the middle of a busy city centre has been spared jail.

Kevin Chapman had downed two litres of cider and taken a cocktail of tablets before pushing over the Suzuki 600cc, performing a solo sex act and then grinding it.

he 34-year-old had been arguing with a group of homeless people before he punched, kicked, stamped and then urinated on the bike, that didn’t belong to him.

He then pulled down his trousers and started the performing sexual moves on top of the bike.

He initially denied exposing his genitals and grinding the motorbike on March 27, claiming he was pushed by the homeless people he was arguing with near Canterbury.

But he was filmed by a number of people as he removed his penis and started shouting abuse.
Folkestone Magistrates Court heard on Wednesday the dad-of-three then pulled off the wing mirror and used it to hit another vehicle.

Neil Sweeney prosecuting said when Chapman was shown CCTV he accepted it was him and when shown the footage of him simulating sex’ appeared ashamed’.

Before the incident, Chapman had made threatening calls in an ‘Indian’ accent to his former business partner, Russell Souter, who had begun a relationship with his ex Stacey Holt.

The court heard how he was admitted to St Martin’s psychiatric hospital in Canterbury, before being released on the day he committed the sex act with a bike.

At earlier hearings, Chapman admitted indecent exposure and causing criminal damage of around £250 to the bike worth £1,000, as well as two further criminal damage charges and a malicious communication offence.

Chapman, of Chatham, Kent, was handed a four-month jail sentence, suspended for 12 months and ordered to pay £680 compensation divided between two of the victims.

He was also ordered to complete a 12-month community order for alcohol treatment.

David Gardner, chair of the bench, said: ‘You are obviously and totally embarrassed by everything that has happened.’

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/13/man-who-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-motorbike-is-spared-jail-6775632/#ixzz4mjVBcBBv
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Re: Man who tried to have sex with a motorbike is spared jai Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
with his ex Stacey Holt.

No pics? You aren't really trying these days Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owner described the bike's condition as "proper fucked".
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Re: Man who tried to have sex with a motorbike is spared jai Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Ste wrote:
with his ex Stacey Holt.

No pics? You aren't really trying these days Crying or Very sad


Some people just want to see the world burn, be careful what you wish for. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Re: Man who tried to have sex with a motorbike is spared jai Reply with quote

I wonder if the dopey look on his face is permanent or just the medias choice of shot. Thinking

His choice of fuck was rather shameful though, it wasn't even a litre bike.

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No pics? You aren't really trying these days Crying or Very sad

Some people just want to see the world Nobcatted

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PostPosted: 20:09 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had sex with a hot Italian superbike...it was exhausting.

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PostPosted: 20:15 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I had sex with a hot Italian superbike...it was exhausting.

Shifty


I tried that once but there was just no spark.....
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did it give him (cylinder)head Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 13 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought the saying was, "Having sex is like riding a bike," not "have sex with a bike."

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PostPosted: 08:32 - 14 Jul 2017    Post subject: Re: Man who tried to have sex with a motorbike is spared jai Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
But he was filmed by a number of people as he removed his penis and started shouting abuse.


I think I'd shout abuse if I removed my penis too!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 08:40 - 14 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this was about Paddy having his GSeXR in his living room. I am very disappoint.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 14 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

And to think the poor fuck is going to be back in court for speeding through the 20mph limit in Brum. Some people just can't catch a break.
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 15 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Suzuki led him on, was it a Strumpet 600?
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 15 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the early 80's I used to fuck a real Princess...








... had to stop, kept burning my cock on the exhaust.


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PostPosted: 11:48 - 15 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be worse, he could have shagged a Morris and got done for sex with a Minor.
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 15 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

In his defense, he was drawn to the Japanese quick-shifter - having been told it was crutch-less.
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 24 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
I had sex with a hot Italian superbike...it was exhausting.

Shifty


I tried that once but there was just no spark.....


Must have been a Ducati!
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