visit from the old bill

[colink98]

There is a miserable gimidat fucker down the road.
i had a go at him once as he kept parking his dirty transit outside my house, while anyone can park anywhere, what he was doing was shuffling his banged out old motor forward so he was straddling the space of two cars and then when he got home from stealing metal he would move his car and then park his van.

i told him to stop being a cunt.
he didn't...
so i took to parking my bike in the half car space to fuck over his plans.

ever since has gives me a right dirty look....

old bill came round and he has accused me of criminal damage to his car.

i was on my third bottle of beer and just in shorts (so full EDL lookalike) it was all i could do not to call the coppers cunts and kick them out of my house.

the only silver lining in all this was i managed to give it the old
Don't you have nothing better todo, peoples bikes are getting stolen lift right and center and your wasting all our time with this crap.

Now i have never had any dealings with the police before.
and i suspect the dirty fucker hasn't given up just yet.
While i have no desire to make the police officers life difficult, i'm inclined to tell them to fuck off next time.
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PCX125 (stolen) - CBF600 (current)
Ride it like you stole it.
ride sensible and not like an idiot and you wont get 6 points in one week.

[Pete.]

So basically you played right into his hands. Good job - well done
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Tracer1234]

[Ste]

[pepperami]

Time for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence (allegedly)
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Rogerborg]

[ScaredyCat]

Shit troll is shit.

Your story is bad and you should feel bad.
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Honda CBF125 ➝ NC700X
Honda CBF125 ↳ Speed Triple

[colink98]

[colink98]

[Alpineandy]

[colink98]

[base]

people love drama .................. why not just explain the circumstances of events and be polite and generally a decent member of society? maybe just maybe something might go your way........... ???

[The999Kid]

ive heard through the grape vine that if all 4 tyres are mysteriously damaged in a stationary vehicle incident that insurance will pay out...

but not if 3...

do with that what you will....
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[Minty]

So I'd slash the 4th before I made the claim.
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My fingers smell of your mum.

[colink98]

not to worry....

I'm getting my own revenge.
we have accepted an offer on house from a housing trust who provide sheltered accommodation to abuse victims.

its like I'm doing my bit for the community while sticking up a middle finger to the neighbours.

Still if the neighbours want to score some drugs or a cheap "happy finish" they wont have far to go.
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PCX125 (stolen) - CBF600 (current)
Ride it like you stole it.
ride sensible and not like an idiot and you wont get 6 points in one week.

[Monkeywrenche...]

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[Rogerborg]

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