Spider bite.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Ouch! Just been bitten on the collar bone by a spider. I think it's a False Widow. Prognosis?

[Ste]

Make an appointment to see a mortician.

And I call dibs on your stuff.

[duhawkz]

You're going to get AIDS, bad AIDS.
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[Islander]

Flowers or a donation to a spider bite charridy?

P.S. Is the spider ok?

[RhynoCZ]

Are venomous spiders common where you live?
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[Islander]

[Polarbear]

Has he killed the spider? It looks a bit flat.
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[TbirdX]

Was it radio active by any chance?
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[RhynoCZ]

[hellkat]

I think you're all underestimating the geographical nature of the bite. Any time now his shoulders will swell until his head explodes.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[WreckTangle]

some spider bites can give you Tissue necrosis,now I am not saying that you will get this..............but not saying you won't either
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[doggone]

Some UK ones do bite and it can be similar to a wasp or bee sting which is potentially nasty especially near your neck or airways.
A few more exotic ones can arrive on imported fruit etc - so it isn't a risk to be entirely dismissive of.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Woke up this morning, ran down the wall, no problems.

[RhynoCZ]

If your uncle's name is Ben, then you should spend some quality time with him, while you can, as we all know what's gonna happen next.
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'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[MarJay]

https://media.giphy.com/media/Gcpw5t5XYkK7m/giphy.gif
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[King29]

FFS you are a man. Take 2 paracetamol and leave the bite alone. It'll all be alright in the morning.

[Ste]

[RhynoCZ]

https://i.qkme.me/68qz.jpg
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'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Shaft]

[UnknownStuntm...]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[WreckTangle]

I guess jimbo, you are still alive?
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]