Getting the snip?

[TbirdX]

We've had three and for other reasons Mrs T had a hysterical rectum.

I think that's what it was...anyhooo,

She says she wishes she'd had it done years ago. I have to agree.

Never up on blocks, no mood swings and I didn't feel a thing. Win ,win, win.

Worst thing about it was beans on toast for three nights running but it's a small price to pay
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[Rogerborg]

[Bozzy]

[Alpineandy]

[Ariel Badger]

Piece of cake, I had to shave first but gay nurse wasn't happy with my job and shaved it again and gave it a little tug for luck before shooting my nads full of local anaesthetic, he then inserted two long needled through the scrotum sack trapping the tubes against the sides. I them had to walk from the prep room to the operating room, this is not easy with two long needles poking out of your now numb nuts and jabbing you in the thighs. once on the slab they got to work with the knife, this was ok as it was all frozen from the jabs but when I heard a clicking noise from the direction of my plums so I had a look and there was smoke rising from my ball bag. At this point I felt a bit light headed.
They sewed my back up and sat me up in bed and offered me a cup of tea ( I refused tea as I do not drink the filthy stuff) so I decided to get dressed but was not happy with the pool of blood I was sitting in and had to rest a while. They let me go home with a lot of tissue in my pants, I caught a bus but the anaesthetic wore off during the journey and walking through the city centre hurt but I got on a second bus and stayed on an extra stop and bought a bag of compost and a trellis and walked home laden with garden goods and still bleeding plums. Next day had a sicky as balls were huge and throbby but enjoyed a most excellent if slightly bloody bit of "me" time.
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[M.C]

[Alpineandy]

[Ariel Badger]

[Mark_UK]

I had it done under a local anesthetic after my 3rd kid. My main worry before going in was that I might get an inappropriate woody as the beautiful lady nurse starts manhandling me. Not a chance of that. It nearly disappeared inside itself.

Signed a consent form for a student doctor to "observe". Went in, led down on the table/bed thing, and in walked an ancient male doctor with a full beard, and the student doctor, who looked more terrified than me. Dr Granddad does the left bollock, talking all the way through explaining what he was doing. To be honest, it wasn't painful at all. Dr Schoolboy looked like he was about to vom

So anyway. Left bollock rendered useless, Granddad says to Schoolboy "OK, do you want to try?" I nearly fainted, but decided to MTFU and go with it. The guy has to learn somewhere, right. He dived in with shakey hands, dug around a bit, pulled a tube too hard and JESUS the pain. It was like being kicked in the nuts by a horse! I screamed, and Granddad took over, saying I had a low pain threshold. I felt like grabbing his scrotum and squeezing it to mush to test his pain threshold.

I was then doing the John Wayne walk for 3 or 4 days.

That question about does anything come out when you come, I wondered that too before hand, wondering if there'd be like a puff of air, or blood or something (string lol), but it's just normal.

It'll be reet. Get it done
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[M.C]

[Bozzy]

[chrisdubya]

All interesting stuff. Will they do it after just 1 kid, or do you have to have at least 2/an accident?

Also, there's some comic genius's on here

[Alpineandy]

[chrisdubya]

[M.C]

[Alpineandy]

[Islander]

I've not had any kids nor do I have any interest in fathering any. I spoke to my GP, he referred me to the day surgery folk, an explanation of the procedure, a couple of questions (do I understand it's a permanent solution, do I understand the implications, do I want a local or a general?) and an appointment in the post. No fuss, no third degree, no issues (geddit ).

The procedure is no problem. Recovery is about a week although you could tough it out and get back to work before that if you really wanted to. Go for it.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[TbirdX]

Just to add the flip side...

A guy at work had it done, then divorced, remarried, and then spent 20 thousand of your actual English ponds trying to get it reversed....

And that was in pre 2000s money.

I don't know if it was ever successful or how much more he may have spent.

Jus' saying.
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[Bozzy]

Thanks Islander. General anaesthetic you say? Think I'd rather have that than a local; I'm not sure I like the idea of being conscious whilst someone strings my bollocks up
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[M.C]

[Bubbs]

I'm currently in the process of procrastinating to avoid getting it done. I have two kids, I do not want another. I'm quite content with not having sex if it means I can bury my head in the sand.

I'll get it sorted after enough nagging.

The thought of having my sack cut open makes me cringe. I had it split before and it was really painful, although that was without anaesthetic.
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[Bubbs]

Just read wiki on the subject:

Persistent pain in the genitalia and/or genital area(s).
Groin pain upon physical exertion.
Pain when achieving an erection and/or engaging in sexual intercourse.
Pain upon ejaculation.
Loss of erectile function

Any of the aforementioned pain conditions/syndromes can persist for years after vasectomy and affect as many as one in three vasectomized men.




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[Bozzy]

[Islander]

This is what the NHS have to say about it (and apparently there's a no-scalpel method available now )

https://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/vasectomy-male-sterilisation.aspx#Risks

I know a good few folk that have had it done with no ill effects (other than temporary bruising and a bit of tenderness).