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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 12:00 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: What do you need? Reply with quote

Interpret as you will.

I need a lottery win, to help me live within my means.
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Re: What do you need? Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
I need a lottery win, to help me live within my means.

Same here.
It doesn't need to be a big win but 6 digits rather than 5 (although high 5s may just about be enough).
I really must buy a ticket some time.... Laughing


Edit; I also need to stop smoking.....
I really must get some self control some time.... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

More time off.
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

... to be more decisive. I think.
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Re: What do you need? Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Interpret as you will.

I need a lottery win, to help me live within my means.

Job hunt's going well then? Very Happy All I need these days is strong pain relief Neutral
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bin emptied.

Getting rid of non-recyclable refuse in Wales is harder than disposing of spent fuel rods.
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
More time off.

Apparently 90% of vets are EU nationals (aren't Brits "EU nationals"?) so post-Brexit you'll be working 1000% as much. FACT.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Re: What do you need? Reply with quote

M.C wrote:

Job hunt's going well then?


Job hunt? WTF am I gonna do? I'm starting to agree with Rogerborg about euthanasia. In fact, I'm half way there. Just nearly had a heart attack doing a little bit of gardening Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't you go back to not selling motorcycle accessories? Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Can't you go back to not selling motorcycle accessories? Very Happy


The one thing I'm good at Laughing

Just before I went off on the last tour, I asked at one of the local bike shops if they could use someone on the parts counter a few days a week. He said they'd just been inundated with people wanting work. So it seems they took on some dippy girl who hasn't a clue about anything to do with bikes (she didn't know what a tank bag was, for example). But you only need to see her to know why they employed her Drooling I'd have done the same Laughing

So anyway, I said, "Yeah, but do all these people have any experience?" (thinking of the dippy girl).
"Some", he said.
He'll never be rich.
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need more money and to learn to spend less.
I need to be less dependent on others offering me work (see above).

I need more space in my garage and more time to utilise that space (fix/maintain my bikes).

I need to get a life Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
I need more money and to learn to spend less.


I think you're missing a point there.
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
My bin emptied.Getting rid of non-recyclable refuse in Wales is harder than disposing of spent fuel rods.

It's a rather expensive option, but if you get a caravan, then pitch up on council land, talk with a pikey accent when (if) plod appears, leave the next day but having dropped off all your refuse (probably wise to take all your neighbours refuse as well), then they'll be really please you've gone and be happy that's all you've done to the place... Cool
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need a slave.

After spending the morning with my head in the bilges of an engine bay trying to sort out a badly abused Lister Petter I have decided I need a gopher. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I need a slave.

The BBC endorses that strategy.
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need a poo
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Could do with a bit of good luck
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I need a slave.

I think the modern name for them is 'Unpaid Intern', although I'd want to get that confirmed before advertising for one! Cool
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be mortgage free, and then I'd self fund my driving qualifications and courses to drive something that is hopefully 100's of tons for 10years or so.

I wouldn't mind a local leisure centre with a 50m pool that actually bans these trendy lifestyle people and is cheap and cheerful, with a car park barrier that will never surrender to Range rover sports. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need a warm, safe place to sleep and food in my belly. I have this.

I want a detached house with connected double garage in a quiet secluded location. And right now, a poo.
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I NEED more hours in the day.

I simply cant get all the stuff done that I want to, and work, and sleep, and shit.

another 6 hours would do Smile

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PostPosted: 19:53 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poos are popular today!
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Poos are popular today!


Getting it out the way before the BBQ 😂😁
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did need a poo but now I'm good.
A phone upgrade would be nice and I could stand to shed some lard but other than that I'm ok.
Call it lack of ambition but I try not to put myself into positions of need.
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
I need a warm, safe place to sleep and food in my belly. .


Putting things into perspective Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 25 Jul 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Need to go bed now, gotta get up @ 5.
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