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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
The shockwave would hit you before the sound. Unless of course, you jump through the air at the moment of detonation which, as all movie goers know, provides 100% protection from all known explosions.

Anyway, the correct answer is "BOOM". QED.

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Although the correct response to a 14 year old girl would have been to reply "A beumb? What kind of a beumb?" in a Peter Sellers style. She wont have watched the pink panther films so will have no idea what you're on about. Do it consistently and every time she says the word to see if you can make her eyes roll so far round that they face the back of her head.
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Triton Thrasher
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:


Although the correct response to a 14 year old girl would have been to reply "A beumb? What kind of a beumb?" in a Peter Sellers style. She wont have watched the pink panther films so will have no idea what you're on about. Do it consistently and every time she says the word to see if you can make her eyes roll so far round that they face the back of her head.



There ees something the matteur with my beumb.
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Andy_Pagin
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Re: Help me settle an argument with my 14 year old daughter. Reply with quote
Minty wrote:
When a bomb detonates, does it go 'boom' or 'kablooey'?

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nowhere.elysium
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Kablooey designates some kind of stickiness. So if it was a bomb that caused a lot of sordid human remains, it might have gone Kablooey.

Incorrect. A detonated human body goes 'splutch'.
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 11 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
nowhere.elysium wrote:
A detonated human body goes 'allahu akbar'.

FTFY.
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