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PostPosted: 22:35 - 22 Aug 2017    Post subject: Sentences you will only ever say once in your life... Reply with quote

Better half - what have you been doing on your computer tonight?

Me - I've been writing a letter of objection to a planning application for Beki Bondage.
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trevoriv
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 22 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wipe a courgette on it!"
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t121anf
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 22 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I do"
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kerr
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 22 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh fuck a bus.
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 22 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This bleach tastes great
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why aren't you in the kitchen?
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PostPosted: 01:01 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Allah Akbar" in front of armed police Laughing
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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black guy to a police officer in USA:

"Let me get my licence out of my pocket"...
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PostPosted: 01:49 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your sister was better....
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PostPosted: 02:27 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your mum was better......
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PostPosted: 07:48 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

In context- 'you call that a knife? This is a knife'
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colink98
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Said by the Architect

Id like to see them thieving fuckers get past that chain.
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

(This is extremely wishful thinking in response to the thread title, what with working in IT...)

"Have you tried turning it off and on again..."
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This morning to the dog - "Have you done me a nice bum pie?"
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PostPosted: 08:45 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

''Trust me, I know what I'm doing''
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beaten to 'I do'.
Bugger!
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PostPosted: 10:01 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"a baby? That's a great idea"
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey everyone, watch this!
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure, I'll house a child asylum seeker!








I jest, that's been said by nobody ever. Amirite, Lily and JK?
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't it be a good idea to go on holiday with the in-laws.
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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Wouldn't it be a good idea to go on holiday with the in-laws.


Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sup Nigga"
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.....
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it's good enough for you it's good enough for......Christ!! that hurts.
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

U_W 2.0 - "I'm gonna adopt a kid and keep it in a tiny room and get more dole money"

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=261587
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