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Monkeypony
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
That car must have seen me. Right?.... Sad
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Me on mobile phone explaining my location

"I'm sitting on a bronze age burial mound eating a cadburys chocolate easter bunny"
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aren't diesel motorcycles a good idea! Shocked
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Kentol750
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 23 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
And so, I put my cock in the hoover.
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 07:17 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
When will my Rainpal® arrive?
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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
Sentences you say, many, many times in your life:

When will my Rainpal® arrive?


Fixed that for you. Wink Laughing
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Feasty
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
"GET OUT OF THE WAY, I DON'T HAVE A FRONT BRAKE!!!" *Crash*
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(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 11:31 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracer1234 wrote:
Rogerborg wrote:
Sentences you say, many, many times in your life:

When will my Rainpal® arrive?

Fixed that for you. Wink Laughing

Nope, you get blicked after the first one.
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The999Kid
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm really pleased with the effort the police put into finding my stolen motorcycle...
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andys675
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
just get out of bed honey, I though I'd farted but.....



hopefully don't get to say that one again
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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:

Nope, you get blicked after the first one.


Good point well made!!

The999Kid wrote:

Sentences you will never say:

I'm really pleased with the effort the police put into finding my stolen motorcycle...


FTFU! Wink
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:
I'm really pleased with the effort the police put into finding my stolen motorcycle...


Shocked ten out of ten for that one Thumbs Up .
Luckily I was using my iPad when I read this, I spat my tea out when I laughed.
iPad is wipe clean Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
"How about we try anal tonight"
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
"How about we try anal tonight"

And her sentence is "What size dildo do you want me to use on you?" Shocked Smile
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Give me the wine bottle" - Stuart Lubbock.

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PostPosted: 15:46 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wonder how it feels to wash my balls with menthol shower gel
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
I wonder how it feels to wash my balls with menthol shower gel

Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
I wonder if she will like that I've washed my balls with menthol shower gel

EFA.
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
"I'm seriously considering a VFR1200"
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh look at that, mpd can admit to getting something wrong!
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 24 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bugger me. Shocked
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Bubbs
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 25 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ich habe ein gutes Gefühl von unserem neuen Anführer Adolf Hitler
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The999Kid
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 25 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
"Give me the wine bottle" - Stuart Lubbock.

https://www.hitthefloor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Michael-Barrymore-interview.jpg


Sorry Michael... no.
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Pjay
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 25 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes your arse looks huge in that dress.
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 25 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
I wonder how it feels to wash my balls with menthol shower gel


And along those lines...

What about Veet for removing pubic hair!
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