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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Wedding anniversary present help Reply with quote

Need ideas

Its 12_ years

Should be silk or linen


No underwear (wife's prewarned me)

Got to be able to get from shop as Sunday

And apparently a washing (linen) basket may be frowned upon
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dressing gown / kimono?
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silk cut livery Jaguar. Razz
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
Silk cut livery Jaguar. Razz



Budget is about £50 max



Don't think she will like a pic of one either Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

18" black dildo with a silk ribbon tied round it.
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="wr6133"]18" black dildo with a silk ribbon tied round it.[/]Doesnt use the 6 inch one she has much
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You gave yourself 3 days to find something suitable??

Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

New duvet and sheets

When she opens them say ' we're gonna need them because the old ones are gonna be ruined in the morning'.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's always enjoyed the pearl necklaces I gave her.
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silk scarf, you can get down to Rackhams before Sunday.
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
You gave yourself 3 days to find something suitable??

Laughing


Nope thought we had been married 13_years


Gt date right though so got to be worth something

Is gin a peasant Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 31 Aug 2017    Post subject: Re: Wedding anniversary present help Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Need ideas

Its 12_ years

Should be silk or linen


No underwear (wife's prewarned me)

Got to be able to get from shop as Sunday

And apparently a washing (linen) basket may be frowned upon


Nothing to do with silk or linen - but this place is mint for anniversary presents.

https://www.twentyfingers.co.uk
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

A present for both of you...

Not entirely safe for work image

On a serious note. Are there any sort of experience days that you could both go on? [/url]

Edited out that image. No, it isn't a real dick which is why you're not banned but it's not the kind of thing I want my receptionist seeing over my shoulder. You might give her ideas. -stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:01 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

so not cool without a NSFW tag, thanks for that
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

70s muscle car, test her love.
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

A really high thread count egyptian cotton bedding set.

Not actually linen but would count as "bed linen".

Chicks love egyptian cotton bedding.

Get it at John Lewis.
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bed linin, new towels, spa day (where she'll use the spa's towels)

I've found that when I'm told 'not underwear' if I get nice but not skimpy 'sexy' underwear then I get away with it
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has she got any hobbies or other interests? (Perhaps buying "household" stuff such as sheets might not go down too well).
Maybe she mentioned that she used to enjoy such and such, but lacked the time/money/opportunities to persue.

(eg, one of my ex's mentioned that she used to love making pictures from flowers when she was younger, so on an anniversary, we went for a romantic picnic (which she thought was my feeble attempt at a last-minute present), and we picked lots of flowers... when we got home I gave her a flowerpress, paper, frames and stuff) (still got one of her pics, very faded now Sad )
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

vice wrote:
so not cool without a NSFW tag, thanks for that


Sorry about that! Didn't think about it. Thank you for the Heads up stinkwheel.. Wont happen again! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might not be in the ''silk or linen'' area, but does she drive? If so, give her a 25L canister of fuel, that's something she's never going to throw away. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 01 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
vice wrote:
so not cool without a NSFW tag, thanks for that


Sorry about that! Didn't think about it. Thank you for the Heads up stinkwheel.. Wont happen again! Thumbs Up

Yes the forum where phallus shaped objects aren't allowed...

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e5/da/1e/e5da1e6e8fc8bf6631ad3ca20c3c1c04--funny-pics-funny-shit.jpg
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PostPosted: 00:14 - 02 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It’s allowed, just some warning would be great, rather than just having a massive black cock shaped object across the screen.

Also a silkscreen print could be an option, if she’s into that...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/84/9c/1f849c64253ea6e898866e587acdecb6.jpg
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PostPosted: 02:00 - 02 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

No nice lingerie? Then a luxurious onesie is the right gentleman answer to that.
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