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mudcow007
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Think I have Aids Reply with quote

For the past week or so, my right ankle has been a bit sore. its the underneath the sticky out bit on the outside of your foot, seems to be a bit of a lump an is sore to touch

weirdly though the pain has sort of subsided but i have really bad pins n needles just on the sole of my foot?

Anyone ever had this?

how long do i have left?
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can has your stuffs?
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good aids or bad aids?
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, keyboard armchair expert doctor here. What you have is a severe case of motorcycle footrest allergy, which can only be relieved by giving me your bike. HTH.
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr Peppers can confirm you have aids, the filthy homo aids!
Your foot will drop off and you will die a horrible death Shocked .

Or you might have arthritis? Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hopefully its bad aids, thats the best aids right?

sole of my foot feels like when you have anaesthetic an its wearing off an gets prickly....its freaky
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PostPosted: 22:01 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prescribe...

...instant death.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like tendonitis.

Or aids. Bad aids.
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm no doctor, but I did get a handjob off a nurse once.

Sounds like arse aids, 6 to 8 months tops.
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need to see a mortician ASAP.
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just make your choice.
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 15 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Possible tendinitis, but more than likley, I would start funeral planning.

I will oblige with the ever so predictable Family Guy Aids video.

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PostPosted: 00:00 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does it smell funny?
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Does it smell funny?


how the fuck do you smell your own foot Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
I'm no doctor, but I did get a handjob off a nurse once.

Sounds like arse aids, 6 to 8 months tops.


Fucking lucky bastard, the best I ever got was a bedbath. Sad
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
I'm no doctor, but I did get a handjob off a nurse once.

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PostPosted: 10:06 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Pjay wrote:
I'm no doctor, but I did get a handjob off a nurse once.

Sounds like arse aids, 6 to 8 months tops.


Fucking lucky bastard, the best I ever got was a bedbath. Sad


It wasn't in working hours...
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PostPosted: 10:09 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

peroneal tendonitis, or an injury to the 5th metatarsal. (the "O" is very important there...)

Your foot is going to turn gangrenous and drop off.

I prescribe vodka.
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PostPosted: 10:58 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazer The Bastard Sock puppet wrote:
I can't help with your question as I'm not a keyboard armchair expert doctor but I'm sure in fact I am certain one will be along soon.


no one cares what you are not.
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Ariel Badger wrote:
Does it smell funny?


how the fuck do you smell your own foot Laughing Laughing Laughing


If it's rotting, you would notice. Wink
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to have to ask you all. Is going to your GP a problem in the UK? Are you considered a Nancy boy for asking a profesional about his opinion? A lump could be nothing, but as well could be cancer. If it is cancer, longer you wait, higher the chances it spreads and kills you later on.
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
I'm going to have to ask you all. Is going to your GP a problem in the UK? Are you considered a Nancy boy for asking a profesional about his opinion? A lump could be nothing, but as well could be cancer. If it is cancer, longer you wait, higher the chances it spreads and kills you later on.

Everyone knows that when you have a problem, medical or otherwise, the first thing you do is post on BCF.
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
I'm going to have to ask you all. Is going to your GP a problem in the UK? Are you considered a Nancy boy for asking a profesional about his opinion?

Yes. We're expected by societal norms to just grin and bear it. Besides there are so many of the worlds lame
sick and lazy being treated by the NHS that you're lucky if you can get an appointment at all. Especially if you're one of the
mugs actually funding it. It's shit enough for me to have made other arrangements at my own extra expense,
so I can be seen when I need to be, and not when and if they can fit me in. Last time I rang GP I was told there were
no available appointments for 8 days.
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 16 Sep 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
so many of the worlds lame sick and lazy being treated by the NHS that you're lucky if you can get an appointment at all.


Fixed that for you*, as sick people can't actually get in to be treated due to the lame and lazy.

Also, assumed meaning of "lame" as in the modern idiom, i.e. "pathetic" - rather than the slightly archaic version of "crippled".



*No charge Laughing
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