Please try the fish...

[RhynoCZ]

I've got it!

Pet rock.
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[andyscooter]

we have loads in lakes and rivers round here due to fairs giving them away and them breeding
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[BTTD]

Just buy a horse.
She'll probably decide she wants one at some point, and if you're going to cave to a four year old now......

[natefz6]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Seriously Nate, don't give her any living thing. Four year olds are notorious for whims and fancies and you'll end up lumbered with a living creature which you are responsible for.It might be only a fish but you'll end up having to find care for it when you want to go away and committed to a regime of care however minimal.

When my girls were small I was constantly bombarded with seasonal requests for cute and not so cute creatures, when the last thing I wanted was any sort of pet.

My suggestion would be to start her off with Sylvanian Families, a couple of figures and maybe a house. She'll love it and at future birthdays and Christmases you can add to it with more figures, furniture cars etc.

She'll be able to give them names and imagine all sorts of stories and scenarios. Good for her developmentally, and you don't have to feed/clean them.

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[M.C]

I had chuck norris of the fish* world as a kid, it used to knock the top of the tank (crap cheap tank) and jump out, cue me crying and someone having to scoop it up. It also once jumped out the bath whilst its tank was being cleaned out. Gave it away due to the suicide attempts and it died soon after (never found out how...). Also had a goldfish which was a docile thing and lived a surprisingly long time. Boring pets though.

*dunno what it was, it was white and had a Frenchman's 'tache.

[Shaft]

[mentalboy]

Get her a Barbie and a furry toy dog, it's a four year old for chrissakes.
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[Baffler186]

I'd agree with Tracey. You'll end up walking/feeding/cleaning out the little beast after 6 months, plus you'll have already forked out for cages/equipment. I had rabbit when I was 6 or 7, soon got bored of feeding it and it was left to my older sister to look after.

I also had mice at age 14. Fairly easy to keep and nice to handle, but they started biting me so I released them into the wild to get eaten.

Fish will not excite a 4 year old. Goldfish might be the best option, though I would use this as a lesson to your daughter that you don't always get want you want at Christmas!
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[Ste]

https://www.toystreet.co.uk/shop/games/fishing-for-floaters/

[dodsi]

For me, pets are simple.

If you want a pet but don't have the time/patience to walk the thing and spend a reasonable amount of time out of the house get a Cat. Cats can show love, and take care of themselves for the main part.

If you have the time & inclination to look after a dog properly then get a dog. - Dogs are the most superior of all the pets, they are your mate and they love you regardless of anything and are great to spend time with.

If you want something pretty to look at and are a hobbyist then look at some sort of fish set up.

Otherwise, get no pets.

I have a Cat, mainly because I cant have a dog. He is a lovely Cat but all Cats are arseholes.

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[Tracer1234]

Job Done.

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[M.C]

[Tdibs]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gadgetshop-000000006725-Sea-Monkeys-Ocean/dp/B00005YWOB

Nobody else had one of these lol?

Your milage may vary, but should entertain a 4 year old, and not live that long. They are just small shrimp, few days to hatch and all that.
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[M.C]

[Ste]

Sea monkeys + semen = seaciety

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[andyscooter]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Hahadumball]

im listing up some cheap tanks right now..

got a plastic one that would be ideal

https://i.imgur.com/APKuInL.jpg

wont get smashed and can be posted...

has a light in it but the plastic on top is a little melty.

£25 posted to you kind sir

unless you want to go all out and get some guppies and catfish then you can buy this one off me for three hundred of your english ponds

https://i.imgur.com/qeaHcV4.jpg
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[Sun Wukong]

Stick insects for the win.

Praying mantis for double win.

Fuck goldfish.
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[Jmoan]

You could try these virtual pet games.

https://www.gog.com/game/creatures_the_albian_years

[almostthere]

+1 for a fish when it dies you can always eat it,
don't get a cat greedy hateful scavengers constantly searching for food and they'll scratch the fuck out of your carpets and ruin your furniture.
I'd love to put ours in the canal inside a bin liner with a few bricks for company
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