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M.C
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Random internet comment of the day... Reply with quote

Rules:
- can be from anywhere except BCF
- has to have been made by someone else

To get us started:
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bet she goes over. Two Bacardi Breezers and you'll have her knickers in yer pocket.
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unknown wrote:
“XML is like violence – if it doesn’t solve your problems, you are not using enough of it.”

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PostPosted: 19:13 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.imgur.com/2ifKSXn.png

Saved this in my phone when I saw it, made me lol more than it should.
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M.C
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

YouTube person wrote:
I thought Russian drivers licenses came free with the purchase of a dashcam?
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Re: Random internet comment of the day... Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Rules:
- can be from anywhere except BCF
- has to have been made by someone else

Surely the source needs including too?
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M.C
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Re: Random internet comment of the day... Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
M.C wrote:
Rules:
- can be from anywhere except BCF
- has to have been made by someone else

Surely the source needs including too?

Dunno, if the comment's funny hopefully it'll be funny out of context Smile
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 02 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

9-30 last night a man in the dark pushing a piano down Dudley street. don't know if someone has one missing it is now down alley next to devy


(my area is soooo middle class, people are worried about piano thefts Laughing )
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PostPosted: 02:13 - 03 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't need to understand how encryption works to understand how it's helping - end-to-end encryption - the criminals.
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PostPosted: 12:02 - 03 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm actually disgusted this poor man has had his privacy infringed upon by some uncultured swine shocked to see cutlery.

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PostPosted: 12:13 - 03 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

moron wrote:
FLAT EARTH IS REAL, i have, done, the research, i have, dropped, stuff, on a ball, many, time and never, NOT ONCE, have, i got stuff to stay while, ball is rolling, do your research, and wake up.

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PostPosted: 13:20 - 03 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
moron wrote:
FLAT EARTH IS REAL, i have, done, the research, i have, dropped, stuff, on a ball, many, time and never, NOT ONCE, have, i got stuff to stay while, ball is rolling, do your research, and wake up.


I don't know which is more moronic, the quote itself, or all those fucking apostrophes
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 03 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why then red????have you ever tried?

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PostPosted: 15:31 - 03 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

rpsmith79 wrote:
moron wrote:
FLAT EARTH IS REAL, i have, done, the research, i have, dropped, stuff, on a ball, many, time and never, NOT ONCE, have, i got stuff to stay while, ball is rolling, do your research, and wake up.


I don't know which is more moronic, the quote itself, or all those fucking commas


FTFY
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 10 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Joke's on them. Ours are in crayon on the White House fridge. With a lemon yellow sun."
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Shocked

In relation to the meat washing thread.

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PostPosted: 19:34 - 16 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This reply tickled me this afternoon...

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PostPosted: 22:29 - 21 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not strictly online but Steve Jones (the Welsh guy presenting F1) said:

"We want a fight Ronnie Pickering style" Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02:16 - 25 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I would give her all three inches.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 21 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I kno 1 & recognise another but I ent giving names, if police can't do their job that's their problem it's not exactly rocket science to narrow down who it is especially when you have CCTV of their face(s)😅😅"
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 15 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/reka-action-cam-from-aldi-worth-a-punt-as-a-cycle-cam.229178/#post-5110730 Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 23 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.imgur.com/k45ZakS.png
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PostPosted: 05:53 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fin wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/k45ZakS.png
Laughing


Silly Cunt leaves without the diary. Rolling Eyes

I want to read the diary. Drooling
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 24 Mar 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

This had be crying with laughter yesterday:

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Was standing next to a goth at the traffic lights n they opened up their umbrella n a honestly shat masel, thought the cunt was turning into a bat!

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