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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: ugly bikes Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:08 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Re: ugly bikes Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
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I quite like that. I think my TDM is ugly.
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PostPosted: 11:20 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Needs white-wall tyres, is all.
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better than a pusbike,bus,train or manly trainers Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks fine. Probably looks worse with a few weeks crap coated all over it, but that goes for all white bikes.

Are we talking about bikes whose design lines are questionable, a la Suzuki tea pot or those whose owner has inflicted such horrendous tastes of bling or mandatory Bono spectacle wearing paint jobs on them.

I saw a late model VFR750 with a paint job that nearly made me cry not that long ago. Such torture should not be allowed to be inflicted upon the poor bike, indeed it should lead to the formation of an RSPCM to protect them.
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You want ugly? I'll give you ugly.

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PostPosted: 12:23 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pah. Jawa .623 "Bizon". Not only is it fugly. It is also brown.
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not that bad, this is worse in my opinion.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Velocette wasn't just about Thruxtons...
https://i.imgur.com/HhzfzeA.jpg
They did plug-ugly too!
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:59 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Pah. Jawa .623 "Bizon". Not only is it fugly. It is also brown.


Yellow. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:01 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honda used to make ehm, this:

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PostPosted: 13:05 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stale-puke
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
stinkwheel wrote:
Pah. Jawa .623 "Bizon". Not only is it fugly. It is also brown.


Yellow. Thumbs Up


Dobra comrade. You noticed our superior subtle socialist colour scheme that only degenerate capitalists and counter-revolutionary traitors see as brown. It was developed as a psychological test so we could spot subversives and traitors earlier without them being aware of it. It will be noted on your personal file.
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wheezybiker wrote:
pusbike



Sick
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
RhynoCZ wrote:
Yellow. Thumbs Up


Dobra comrade. You noticed our superior subtle socialist colour scheme that only degenerate capitalists and counter-revolutionary traitors see as brown. It was developed as a psychological test so we could spot subversives and traitors earlier without them being aware of it. It will be noted on your personal file.


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PostPosted: 13:58 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

BMW's are inherently ugly but this one takes the biscuit....

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although Victory spawned this, so ugly I want one Embarassed

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PostPosted: 14:28 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Multistada 1100S. Absolutely gopping.

https://moto.zombdrive.com/images/ducati-multistrada-1100s-2008-13.jpg
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matt B wrote:


Sick
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

woah woah woah

Polarbear that BMW K1 is a thing of angular beauty! you take that back.





Bleurgh. Look at that rear end Sick Sick
https://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200704/2004-honda-valkyrie-rune-34_600x0w.jpg


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PostPosted: 14:55 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honda's DN-01 always looks like it's been stretched into widescreen.

https://i.imgur.com/l8V2Zm6.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

pompousporcupine wrote:
woah woah woah

that BMW K1 is a thing of angular beauty!



It looks like the designer only had access to a basic Lego set to express his ideas...
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 19 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris wrote:
https://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article11075164.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Katie-Price.jpg


*actually would*
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