Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


So, this Addblu stuff...

Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Politics & Current Affairs Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

stinkwheel
Bovine Proctologist



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:04 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

mudcow007 wrote:


Some gadgets are useful, like radar controlled cruise control


I mostly just use the speed limiter/cruise control to troll boy racers in my local town.

They're sat RIGHT up your chuff and I'm just. "Nope. 30." Folded arms

Had one overtake me round a keep left bollard the other day. Never a copper around when you want one.
____________________
“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

G
The Voice of Reason



Joined: 02 Feb 2002
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:37 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:

They're sat RIGHT up your chuff and I'm just. "Nope. 30." Folded arms

Is that 30mph, or the speedo showing 30mph? Smile

Either way - would like to have got cruise control on my boxer - but begger's vs chooser's etc.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Polarbear
Super Spammer



Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:45 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
stinkwheel wrote:

They're sat RIGHT up your chuff and I'm just. "Nope. 30." Folded arms

Is that 30mph, or the speedo showing 30mph? Smile

Either way - would like to have got cruise control on my boxer - but begger's vs chooser's etc.


I have cruise control on my Trophy and had it on the later Goldwings I owned. I tried it to see if it worked and promptly forgot about it.

Maybe if I had a unfaired bike and needed to warm my right hand but I don't.

Wifie has it on her Megane Cabriolet. She doesn't even know how to switch it on. Rolling Eyes
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

G
The Voice of Reason



Joined: 02 Feb 2002
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:50 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't be too bothered on a bike I don't think - but I do like having it on 4 wheels for sitting on the motorway.
And especially like the idea of radar controlled - just for when you find the car infront going that little bit slower/slightly erratically/etc.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

stinkwheel
Bovine Proctologist



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:50 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:

Is that 30mph, or the speedo showing 30mph? Smile

Either way - would like to have got cruise control on my boxer - but begger's vs chooser's etc.


Speedo. Except when it decides to have a huff and unilaterally change itself to km. The cruise control is kind of useful in long 50 limits but I'm not sure that something else that contributes to my mind wandering due to travelling at sub-motorcycle speeds is all that good an idea.

It also turns out if you exceed 30mph with no seatbelt on, the side door open and the traction control turned off, the centre console nag screen has a meltdown and changes its language setting to French.
____________________
“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Irn-Bru
World Chat Champion



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:27 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 luxuries I couldn't do without on a car is cruise control and air con, would be the same if I had any say in the matter about my work van but nevermind. Not sure I'd use CC on a bike, probably only to faff on with stuff which would probably be dangerous so not a good influence.
____________________
KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

M.C
Super Spammer



Joined: 29 Sep 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:40 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Approach roundabout, slip into neutral from second as coming to a halt, start-stop starts to kick in, decide can go again, dip clutch and back into second (as still rolling clightly) clutch back out, stalls as was in the process of starting.

Don't know if this is right or wrong but I was taught to stop in gear, so I'd have the clutch in and start/stop wouldn't activate in that situation.

mudcow007 wrote:
Are people to think to use manual controls now?

Some gadgets are useful, like radar controlled cruise control

I think so, hill starts I don't get, I've never had a problem with them (even as a learner) and find the handbrake very natural to use. It seems to be people who don't use the handbrake that have an issue.

stinkwheel wrote:
It also turns out if you exceed 30mph with no seatbelt on, the side door open and the traction control turned off, the centre console nag screen has a meltdown and changes its language setting to French.

Eh? Laughing My car bleeps really loudly if someone takes their seatbelt off. First time it did it I had a bag on the passenger seat, it waited a good 10-15 minutes into the journey (when I was pulling onto a motorway) to start shrieking, I wondered WTF was going on.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Itchy
Super Spammer



Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:52 - 24 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:

Eh? Laughing My car bleeps really loudly if someone takes their seatbelt off. First time it did it I had a bag on the passenger seat, it waited a good 10-15 minutes into the journey (when I was pulling onto a motorway) to start shrieking, I wondered WTF was going on.


https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/262533990336?chn=ps&dispItem=1&adgroupid=51318944048&rlsatarget=pla-350112630413&abcId=1128956&adtype=pla&merchantid=110763828&poi=&googleloc=1006539&device=c&campaignid=857338527&crdt=0 Wink
____________________
Spain 2008France 2007Big one 2009 We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. In the end, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

dydey90
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Oct 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 07:02 - 25 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those seatbelt warnings boil my piss. I never want a car fitted with one, but since my Mrs has a corsa with it that's older than my Astra, I think the end is nigh.
I don't have time to put my seatbelt on before I set off. Most of the time the hand brake is off and I'm reversing before the engine has settled from the startup blip.
I'll do it like my dad always did. Set off, turn off my street get up to speed on the main road and then fiddle with seatbelt. Unless it's a long trip, then I'll have to sort out my iPod first.
____________________
This post is probably not serious and shouldn't be taken literally.
Past: CBR125,ER6f NINJA 650, ZZR600 Current: VFR750
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

arry
Super Spammer



Joined: 03 Jan 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 08:02 - 25 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
[
I think so, hill starts I don't get, I've never had a problem with them (even as a learner)


The new Goldwing has hill assist, I was reading this morning. Why, oh why.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

bamt
World Chat Champion



Joined: 15 Dec 2013
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:53 - 25 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:

It also turns out if you exceed 30mph with no seatbelt on, the side door open and the traction control turned off, the centre console nag screen has a meltdown and changes its language setting to French.


Looks like quite an intelligent system to me - automatically determining the language to show you based upon how you drive. Try using the horn more - it'll switch to Italian.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

stinkwheel
Bovine Proctologist



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 13:27 - 25 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:

Don't know if this is right or wrong but I was taught to stop in gear, so I'd have the clutch in and start/stop wouldn't activate in that situation.


Aye, and I was also taught to grip the steering wheel at ten to 2 and never to cross my hands.

I treat the gearbox as if I'll still have the vehicle in 10 years so I try to give first an easy time. My first couple of cars also didn't have synch on first so it could be a bit pot luck if you could get it at all, you get used to things.

We are however getting away from the fact that it also wouldn't be an issue if the van didn't try to kill the fucking engine without me telling it to in the first place.
____________________
“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

recman
World Chat Champion



Joined: 26 Mar 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 07:09 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love all the gadgets!
Who doesn't need a boot lid that will open up when you wave your foot under the rear bumper?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Polarbear
Super Spammer



Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 11:22 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
I love all the gadgets!
Who doesn't need a boot lid that will open up when you wave your foot under the rear bumper?


You could train your dog to run ahead, open the tailgate and get in the car without you even going near. Thumbs Up

Now all you would need is a button inside it could push with it's nose to close it.
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

recman
World Chat Champion



Joined: 26 Mar 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 12:13 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only!
I fear she's a tad too old to learn new tricks.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

M.C
Super Spammer



Joined: 29 Sep 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:15 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
M.C wrote:

Don't know if this is right or wrong but I was taught to stop in gear, so I'd have the clutch in and start/stop wouldn't activate in that situation.


Aye, and I was also taught to grip the steering wheel at ten to 2 and never to cross my hands.

I treat the gearbox as if I'll still have the vehicle in 10 years so I try to give first an easy time. My first couple of cars also didn't have synch on first so it could be a bit pot luck if you could get it at all, you get used to things.

We are however getting away from the fact that it also wouldn't be an issue if the van didn't try to kill the fucking engine without me telling it to in the first place.

How does stopping in gear hurt first gear? I typically only go into first when stationary, the exception being when pulling onto a steep driveway or something.

recman wrote:
I love all the gadgets!
Who doesn't need a boot lid that will open up when you wave your foot under the rear bumper?

I love the Vauxhall ones about having Wi-fi, so you can tweet or whatever when you should be driving Rolling Eyes

Basically if you can't drive buy an Audi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWKdI6qMUNM Particularly liking the rage overtake feature Clapping
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

DOS
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:45 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Electronic handbrakes Shocked

Why oh why has some stupid twat come up with those. The one I drove I was never sure the damn thing was working. I ended up leaving the car in gear all the time I parked it and I never got hill starts mastered with the stupid thing.


I was walking to the shop one evening and just before I got to a driveway a VW passat rolled out across to road and into a wall.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

stinkwheel
Bovine Proctologist



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:55 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy Blake wrote:

I was walking to the shop one evening and just before I got to a driveway a VW passat rolled out across to road and into a wall.


Always used to be a citroen trick. They managed to engineer self-releasing handbrakes that were entirely mechanical in operation.
____________________
“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Irn-Bru
World Chat Champion



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:57 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a car roll across a car park into mine because the gimp (who was busy shopping whilst his car was blocking off the car park) didn't know how to use his new fancy car properly.
____________________
KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

DOS
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 21:04 - 26 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Paddy Blake wrote:

I was walking to the shop one evening and just before I got to a driveway a VW passat rolled out across to road and into a wall.


Always used to be a citroen trick. They managed to engineer self-releasing handbrakes that were entirely mechanical in operation.


Strange thing is it just free wheeled out then across the road but when it hit the wall it was down to the road so should have rolled back that way but it seemed like the brake came back on when it hit the wall.

I'v not drove a car in 20+ years and rearly in one so most of this thread news to me.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

bluebear
L Plate Warrior



Joined: 15 Oct 2016
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:30 - 27 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The adblue will not be injected when the cat is cold.
The injection process only takes place when conditions are met ie engine and cat are up to temperature, and when the engine is under high load
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

JonB
Afraid of Mileage



Joined: 03 Jun 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:55 - 27 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy Blake wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
Electronic handbrakes Shocked

Why oh why has some stupid twat come up with those. The one I drove I was never sure the damn thing was working. I ended up leaving the car in gear all the time I parked it and I never got hill starts mastered with the stupid thing.


I was walking to the shop one evening and just before I got to a driveway a VW passat rolled out across to road and into a wall.

I find that quite unbelievable tbh.

All electronic handbrakes turn on automatically when the engine is turned off.

There is more chance of a manual handbrake malfunctioning through wear and tear than an electronic one.
____________________
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

stinkwheel
Bovine Proctologist



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:39 - 27 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my experience, ALL car electronics are hell of a a glitchy.

It was a 50:50 which way the windows on my vito would go when you pushed the button. It also ate two ECUs.

My brand new citroen dispatch randomly resets the speed and distance units to metric and changes the language. It sometimes locks you out of the radio (sticks on stations or volumes). The touch screen in the centre console works only intermittantly, it sometimes wont respond to touches. I've occasionally seen the rev counter needle flickering up and down to itself through the window when the van is off and the doors are locked.

The alarm randomly goes off for no apparent reason, the windows sometimes wind themselves down a couple of inches when you lock the doors off the fob, and you sometimes come back to the vehicle to find the wipers in the middle of the windscreen.

So a self-releasing handbrake would come as no surprise to me at all.
____________________
“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

M.C
Super Spammer



Joined: 29 Sep 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:49 - 27 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
In my experience, ALL car electronics are hell of a a glitchy.

It was a 50:50 which way the windows on my vito would go when you pushed the button. It also ate two ECUs.

My brand new citroen dispatch randomly resets the speed and distance units to metric and changes the language. It sometimes locks you out of the radio (sticks on stations or volumes). The touch screen in the centre console works only intermittantly, it sometimes wont respond to touches. I've occasionally seen the rev counter needle flickering up and down to itself through the window when the van is off and the doors are locked.

The alarm randomly goes off for no apparent reason, the windows sometimes wind themselves down a couple of inches when you lock the doors off the fob, and you sometimes come back to the vehicle to find the wipers in the middle of the windscreen.

So a self-releasing handbrake would come as no surprise to me at all.

Electrical gremlins with a Citroen Thinking
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Irn-Bru
World Chat Champion



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 06:34 - 28 Oct 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't start me on my fiat, just ticked over 10,000 miles and it's had faulty remote central locking fixed under warranty and occasionally it starts beeping at me saying my airbag has been disabled (lovely), and yesterday it started flashing up about how hill start assist and ESC is disabled, FFS Laughing It's fine now but every now and then it just likes to remind you it's a fiat. I used to drive Iveco Daily's in my last job with the most horrible semi-auto gearbox in the world and they too were extremely flakey vans, the worst fault being the windscreen wipers would some times stop working, kind of a big deal. The other big deal was the DPF was extremely clogged up and it would randomly cut out (1 year old van used every day ~600 miles per week probably) until one day it did it on a junction and wouldn't restart plus due to the semi auto box I couldn't even use the starter to move the van so got called alsorts that day until someone eventually helped me push it.

As for electric handbrakes being idiot/fault proof, the Audi that was squashed against my car suggests otherwise Confused Maybe they didn't engage automatically back then, not really sure how they work but it would make sense to engage when the key is removed. Just remember some day that servo and motor for the whole system will break. Plus you can't do proper handbrake turns in the snow which is a deal breaker.
____________________
KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 6 years, 175 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Politics & Current Affairs All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next
Page 2 of 3

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 

Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.11 Sec - Server Load: 0.58 - MySQL Queries: 17 - Page Size: 145.51 Kb