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Bozzy. |
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Posted: 22:43 - 28 Oct 2017 Post subject: You’ve been going to the loo all wrong... |
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...experts say “Ditch the loo roll.”
Using loo roll means we’re all walking around with dirty anuses.
“Toilet paper moves sh*t, but doesn’t remove it.”
Celebrity expert will.i.am suggests using baby wipes is the way forward.
Bizarrely, he suggests cleaning chocolate off of a wooden floor with loo roll doesn’t work very well and leaves chocolate in the cracks.
Sounds like a waste of good chocolate to me Will, think I’ll stick to eating it!
Anyway, perhaps worth a read and possibly quite fitting if you’re currently sat on the throne.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4788096/youve-been-going-to-the-loo-all-wrong-experts-say-we-should-ditch-the-toilet-tissue/ ____________________ SV650S>>>Street Triple R |
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goto10 World Chat Champion
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Posted: 22:47 - 28 Oct 2017 Post subject: |
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a) The Sun should never be a source. For anything.
b) Baby wipes Baby wipes ____________________ '12 NC700S & '12 CB600F Hornet [Stolen by some dickless twat] Suzuki GT500 shed |
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M.C |
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Posted: 23:47 - 28 Oct 2017 Post subject: |
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^ that's the thing you can't shouldn't flush them so you'll have a bin full of shitty wipes...
...who else's gonna try it? |
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Chuffin Nora |
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Chuffin Nora World Chat Champion
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Bozzy. |
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Bozzy. Scooby Slapper
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Posted: 07:20 - 29 Oct 2017 Post subject: |
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I’d just like to point out that I don’t actively read The Sun! It came up on Apple news and I thought I’d share
Honest m’lord! ____________________ SV650S>>>Street Triple R |
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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I found it quite upsetting (apart from having to read The Sun) to read that millions of people are walking around with dirty anuses.
I'm looking at everyone in a different light now ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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M.C |
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Freddyfruitba... |
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grr666 wrote: | https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
Quote: | Shittens are disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes. While old fashioned, square wet wipes put your hands
at risk for all kinds of accidental fecal contamination, the genius mitten shape of a Shitten provides not only
safety from poop, but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind. Each eco-friendly wipe is FDA approved
and safe for babies, pets and adults. Each Package Includes 20 Disposable Mitten-Shaped Moist Wipes
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Shittens. I'm sure you are all thinking the same mental picture I have in my head at the moment.
The best use of a kitten ever though of, signed a dog. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Bozzy. |
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I’d go through one pack of Shittens a day! That’s a big price to pay for “emotional peace of mind.” ____________________ SV650S>>>Street Triple R |
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dodsi Dirty Carny
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Posted: 18:32 - 29 Oct 2017 Post subject: |
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In reality these are not really flushable and can cause all sorts of issues in the sewerage networks. |
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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Rogerborg nimbA
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London flats with a shower but no toilet seem to be a Thing now.
I'm just saying, waffle stomping renders the issue largely moot. Whence leads the capital, there follows the provinces. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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Rogerborg wrote: | London flats with a shower but no toilet seem to be a Thing now.
I'm just saying, waffle stomping renders the issue largely moot. Whence leads the capital, there follows the provinces. |
Only £520? They'll be 6 Eastern Europeans in there by sunset. |
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Posted: 19:13 - 30 Oct 2017 Post subject: |
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And staying right on topic with the title of this thread, this story (well two actually) popped up on the same webpage as the one about Roger's khazi-less flat.
Really makes you wonder about some people ____________________ KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 178 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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