You’ve been going to the loo all wrong...

[Bozzy.]

...experts say “Ditch the loo roll.”

Using loo roll means we’re all walking around with dirty anuses.

“Toilet paper moves sh*t, but doesn’t remove it.”

Celebrity expert will.i.am suggests using baby wipes is the way forward.

Bizarrely, he suggests cleaning chocolate off of a wooden floor with loo roll doesn’t work very well and leaves chocolate in the cracks.

Sounds like a waste of good chocolate to me Will, think I’ll stick to eating it!

Anyway, perhaps worth a read and possibly quite fitting if you’re currently sat on the throne.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4788096/youve-been-going-to-the-loo-all-wrong-experts-say-we-should-ditch-the-toilet-tissue/
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[goto10]

a) The Sun should never be a source. For anything.

b) Baby wipes Baby wipes
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[M.C]

^ that's the thing you can't shouldn't flush them so you'll have a bin full of shitty wipes...

...who else's gonna try it?

[grr666]

https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S

[Chuffin Nora]

[Bozzy.]

I’d just like to point out that I don’t actively read The Sun! It came up on Apple news and I thought I’d share

Honest m’lord!
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

I found it quite upsetting (apart from having to read The Sun) to read that millions of people are walking around with dirty anuses.

I'm looking at everyone in a different light now
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[M.C]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Polarbear]

[Bozzy.]

I’d go through one pack of Shittens a day! That’s a big price to pay for “emotional peace of mind.”
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[dodsi]

[Triton Thrasher]

[stinkwheel]

Bidets are the way forwards and carry absolutley zero-risk of getting the Kermits neck (aka a pushthrough).
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[Holdawayt]

Anyone ever used a bidet?

I'm not sure I'd like a blast of cold water up my chocolate winker.

[Rogerborg]

London flats with a shower but no toilet seem to be a Thing now.

I'm just saying, waffle stomping renders the issue largely moot. Whence leads the capital, there follows the provinces.
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[Freddyfruitba...]

[M.C]

[Freddyfruitba...]

And staying right on topic with the title of this thread, this story (well two actually) popped up on the same webpage as the one about Roger's khazi-less flat.

Really makes you wonder about some people
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