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PostPosted: 00:11 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Today on BCF Reply with quote

3/10

More effort required.
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait until cabin fever sets in around Jan/Feb. Pass the popcorn
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm already there Sad Confused Mad Eh? Shifty Drooling Gagged
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PostPosted: 00:51 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep up the PT and by Spring you'll emerge looking like Arnie.

Or you could do what I saw this little chap doing today and lie in torpor until March.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOIG3SLW0AAz-Wl.jpg
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PostPosted: 00:59 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Keep up the PT and by Spring you'll emerge looking like Arnie.


Thanks Pat, now you've really depressed me.

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Or you could do what I saw this little chap doing today and lie in torpor until March.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOIG3SLW0AAz-Wl.jpg


I like bats Smile
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PostPosted: 01:12 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:

I like bats Smile


Cricket or baseball?
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here a few bat tales for you.

Whilst on a balcony in southern Spain I explained to a girlfriend how I could encourage bats to come closer by producing high pitched squeaks.
Coincidence or not they flitted closer...and closer..and one went into her 80's permed hair whereupon I may have urinated myself. Laughing

At my sisters; The kids been put into bed, us adults chatting downstairs when one of them comes down and says they can't sleep because something is making a noise.
Upon investigation it was a bat flying around. We tried the open windows a shoo-it but it evaded us and made for the landing, did a lap of the lightshade and entered the front bedroom where it went batshit mental doing the fastest laps of a lightshade ever done by a bat trapped in a 1970s semi.

We grabbed a sheet and threw it over the whirling furry turbine. There is a photo somewhere of me holding it before freeing it.

And everyone lived happily after..... well until one of us had a long bout of illness the other had a divorce and lost everything,

Nighty night Nick..Sleep tight.
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a bat-based tale too...

I'm batman.

lol jk.
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Re: Today on BCF Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
3/10

More effort required.

I know you are, but what am I?
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do bats hibernate, then?

It's been so long since I did any kind of scientific/biology homework, that I've forgotten. When hibernation is mentioned, I tend only to think in terms of bears and squirrels.

God I hate having this much life behind me.
You don't realise just how much you've forgotten.
I had a conversation with a mate about writing our autobiographies (she has to write some of hers before I do mine), and we were thinking about how to seek out the facts we've forgotten. Luckily we had each other to remind one another of things (her dwarf story is funnier than mine) ... but you don't always have that luxury. Sad
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Do bats hibernate, then?

It's been so long since I did any kind of scientific/biology homework, that I've forgotten. When hibernation is mentioned, I tend only to think in terms of bears and squirrels.


Squirrels don't hibernate. D- could try harder.
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck you little bear...
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
I have a bat-based tale too...

I'm batman.



I always imagined that you'd be taller.
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

still beats being 3/5 of a person
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:
Squirrels don't hibernate.


The little buggers!
They store up all those acorns so that they can just lie around the house eating all winter?
How very dare they.
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately, BCF is a shadow of it's former self, I don't believe it'll ever perform more than 3/10 on a daily basis Sad
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ride home along some pretty secluded footpaths,
saw some bats flittering about last week Very Happy.

Was rather impressed they were even around let alone out and about this late in the year!
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Re: Today on BCF Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
what am I?


What do you think you are?
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
dodsi wrote:
Squirrels don't hibernate.


The little buggers!
They store up all those acorns so that they can just lie around the house eating all winter?
How very dare they.


To be honest, at Christmas, I do the same.
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Re: Today on BCF Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Rogerborg wrote:
what am I?

What do you think you are?

Bitch, I'm a unicorn.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Re: Today on BCF Reply with quote

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Bitch, I'm a unicorn.


How does that make you feel?
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

skatefreak wrote:
I ride home along some pretty secluded footpaths,
saw some bats flittering about last week Very Happy.

Was rather impressed they were even around let alone out and about this late in the year!

If it's warm enough they can exit their state of torpor and feed otherwise it's Torpor>>>Hibernation.
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Re: Today on BCF Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Rogerborg wrote:
Bitch, I'm a unicorn.

How does that make you feel?

So Brony.
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Re: Today on BCF Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:

So Brony.


How would you define "Brony" in the context of how you feel?
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 09 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Live, from Borg Towers.....

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