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doggone
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Outrageously large penis Reply with quote

On the BBC too. Shocked
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 17 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing military aircraft should be used for.
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PostPosted: 00:23 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha, the british one was bigger Smile
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

headline should have read

Growler produces giant cock out of thin air
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

For me, the story is made so much better by the fact it was drawn by a Growler.

Am I in some sort of time warp and it's actually April 1st?
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wondered if the OP was gonna be a pic of Bodytard.

But we already know what an outrageously large penis he is anyway.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The US navy bagged a couple of officers Captain and some left tenant on a warship that was in a collision with a freighter.
The second in a few months.
Crewmen were killed.
How can a battle ship just be rammed like a sitting duck?
Obviously no one was watching.

Maybe 'unacceptable' is more to do with horseplay with defence equipment instead of doing their job.

Losing a Zillion Dollar plane coz Top Gun was using the sky like a bus shelter would be more embarrassing than a giant Sky-Boabby.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 18 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Penis in the Sky"
Someone should write a song with that title.
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PostPosted: 09:48 - 19 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset
about having to explain to her children what the vapour trails shape represented"

Really? Christ she needs to have her kids taken away from her if 1)she gets upset so easily and 2) is incapable of making something up to appease a child.
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 20 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thepuma wrote:
"But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset
about having to explain to her children what the vapour trails shape represented"

Really? Christ she needs to have her kids taken away from her if 1)she gets upset so easily and 2) is incapable of making something up to appease a child.


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PostPosted: 14:19 - 20 Nov 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

hold on a minute!
what did I draw?
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