Blow a £iver.

[Ribenapigeon]

Just about to have a wander round B&Q and have a fiver to waste. Suggestions?

[stinkwheel]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/5c/6d/515c6d8c7329924fbf0910031d03bc10.jpg

Can never have too many clamps.

Or cable ties.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[owl]

Pay for parking
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Pot of Swarfega to clean up your act
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[M.C]

A bottle of the most caustic chemical you can find

[hellkat]

Rust-Oleum Glow In The Dark Matt Paint 125 ml

It doesn't work very well, I tried doing the house numbers on my rubbish bins with it.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fisty]

Put it in a charity box.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

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The Harry Turner Project

[c_dug]

Wd40 and Gaffa Tape!
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[c_dug]

If it was my fiver to waste I'd probably buy a cactus. I like cacti!
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I am a bellend, I am a man of constant sorrow, I am a gummy bear, I am a rock.

[Bikeless]

Give it to charity.

[Rogerborg]

2 x https://www.diy.com/departments/polypropylene-flexible-cutting-mat-set-of-3/1626619_BQ.prd

1 x https://www.diy.com/departments/brown-packaging-tape-l-50m-w-48mm-pack-of-2/1166639_BQ.prd

Tape the mats around your torso.

Pick a chest-bump fite with the trolley boy.
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[M.C]

Pay HT a visit and do this to everyone of his records: https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37630555/how-the-new-five-pound-note-plays-vinyl-records

[Freddyfruitba...]

Bargain!
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^PRE-LIT ROCKS!!!
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[grr666]

About 9 feet of rope and a map to the nearest tree.
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Beehive Bedlam]

Lmfao @ the 'give it to chaity because its Christmas and im feeling like such a goody two shoes moral fag' comments.

I wouldnt give the cunts the steam off my shit.

Buy a meat grinder OP and put your face in it you ugly twat.

[M.C]

[Ribenapigeon]

I gave up. The only clamps were BnQ ones and cable ties grow naturally on lampposts and can be harvested for free.

Also, does Bodyguard ever actually get the joke?

I do give to charities. Just not to local government social service contractors that masquerade as charities. Know the difference kids.

[FretGrinder]

[Ste]

[RhynoCZ]

This: https://youtu.be/MtNXDTPBzB0
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'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[thx1138]

cable ties, and duct tape every time

or 8mm bolts, bastard Honda keeps spitting the two back ones on the carry rack out

[Polarbear]

[Freddyfruitba...]