Everyone has a book inside them.....

[Ribenapigeon]

Well, no they don't. However if not up to the task of actually crafting some mighty literary tome there's always at least knocking up a snappy title.

So what great work of fact or fiction can you place in the library of works sadly never to be written.

The Conceit of The Middle Class Woman. : Tragic drama exploring one womans encounter with a trolly attendent at Sainsbury's.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

"And Then He Turned The Gun On Himself" : A 21st Century Guide to UK Retirement Plans.
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[Ribenapigeon]

[chickenstrip]

I just ate Rick Stein's book about Indian cookery. It was very tasty. So that's one I have inside me.
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[hellkat]

My real one is tentatively entitled Serial Killers Convention.
But at the moment its more a series of vignettes, which I might just release as a short monograph (very short)

But I like to think that eventually one day I shall be able to write "Antonio Carluccio ate my Hamster: Tales of an International Gourmet"
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[hellkat]

Or "Jeremy Clarkson? I shit him! - A tale of motoring supremacy by some little old dear in Cookie Monster Slippers"
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[chickenstrip]

It's one thing to have a book inside you. Entirely different thing to have the talent to actually get it down in an enjoyably readable way. I don't have that talent, but very much wish I did.
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[M.C]

The shit me and my mates got up to in our formative years makes the Inbetweeners look mild by comparison Not sure how it would work in written form, and I'd need a non-dyslexic to proof read the thing.

[thx1138]

nihilism and the art of motorcycle neglect

[Howling Terror]

[M.C]

[hellkat]

Yeah but people still do that in their autobiographies (without changing names) (or even sometimes with changing names, but you can still tell who it was supposed to be ) ... and it can still be entertaining.
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[Howling Terror]

You intelligent people make me sick.
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[hellkat]

The problem with hating talented music people is that when you throw up a little bit into your mouth about them, its into your own embouchure.




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[Howling Terror]

Ooo-ooo! I know embouchure... a Trombone player on R3 said it's important not to practice too much as it bruises the lips.

I hate myself for knowing it.
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[hellkat]

Do any of your musical friends have an old trumpet they can teach me to play?

I have some plastic mistletoe and need to practice my embouchure.
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[chickenstrip]

Does every thread have to turn into pure filth?
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[Howling Terror]

Pity my Dad isn't alive as he worked in a few bands that had Brass sections...infact unbeknownst to me he learned then played the saxophone in a church band.

Dad was so cool...for a born again christian at least.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRqcKOBX0AAU1F5.jpg
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[chickenstrip]

^^I'm guessing the Queen's silver jubilee?
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[Howling Terror]

Local Carnival 1971
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[chickenstrip]

Nil pointe.
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[Howling Terror]

Don't get yer.

[edit] i get yer.
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The Harry Turner Project

[Ribenapigeon]

[Pete.]

[M.C]

Imagine if someone wrote the story of BCF, that would be a f**ked up tale no one would believe.